I think of it as an online gaydar refresher course to keep my certifications current.

Also:

… as Patti LuPone and a really crinkly candy wrapper (couples costume)

… as the shady dame from Seville’s hand fan

…as Lady Elaine Fairchilde’s boomerang

… as Bobby Bobby Bobby Baby Bobbie Bubbe Robby Robert darling’s birthday cake

… as the unquiet spirits of Das Sound Machine, forced to haunt the living until the victory denied them is corrected

… as little diva, whose head, famously, come off