Count Dorkula
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Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war. - Sterling Archer
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Overheard while walking past a small group of women chatting on the sidewalk:
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
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Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
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Are you able to help this sweet dog? Her name is MELIA. shes been at the shelter 810 days. In New York. Here's her bio.
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Are you able to help this sweet dog? Her name is MELIA. shes been at the shelter 810 days. In New York. Here's her bio.
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Details: 51416338
My name is Melia.I am a female, black and white Terrier mix....
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November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Are you able to help this sweet dog? Her name is MELIA. shes been at the shelter 810 days. In New York. Here's her bio.
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
@nytimes.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @newyorkgiants.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @niallharbison.bsky.social
Are you able to help this sweet dog? Her name is MELIA. shes been at the shelter 810 days. In New York. Here's her bio.
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
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🎁 Home for Christmas 🎁
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🎁 Home for Christmas 🎁
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.
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Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday
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wow big NY endorsements for cuomo still rolling in
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
wow big NY endorsements for cuomo still rolling in
I, and about 100 other people have been sat in the 5th floor juror lounge at the Provincial Courthouse in Toronto for 6 hours. We’re all bored. There are two 50” flatscreen TVs in the room. They are switched off. Seems like a LAN party opportunity is being sadly wasted.
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I, and about 100 other people have been sat in the 5th floor juror lounge at the Provincial Courthouse in Toronto for 6 hours. We’re all bored. There are two 50” flatscreen TVs in the room. They are switched off. Seems like a LAN party opportunity is being sadly wasted.
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Cat Adoption Team in Sherwood OR has 4 of these lovely, long haired lynx point kittens. Stunning little beauties! 💙 #cats #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cat Adoption Team in Sherwood OR has 4 of these lovely, long haired lynx point kittens. Stunning little beauties! 💙 #cats #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
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This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)
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The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"
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I wrote a column responding to Ezra Klein’s eulogy for Charlie Kirk, and argued that democracy depends not just on civil disagreement, but on the civic equality that Kirk passionately opposed.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Charlie Kirk’s killing was a tragedy. But we must not rewrite his life | Moira Donegan
In the wake of horror, honest accountings of his life have not only become rare – they have also become dangerous
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I wrote a column responding to Ezra Klein’s eulogy for Charlie Kirk, and argued that democracy depends not just on civil disagreement, but on the civic equality that Kirk passionately opposed.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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If you're looking for a Sunday read, my new article is about how caricaturists dealt with a kinky crime-wave in the 1780s:
open.substack.com/pub/tealcart...
#art #caricature
open.substack.com/pub/tealcart...
#art #caricature
The Bottom Line
How 18th-century caricaturists cashed in on a kinky crime wave.
open.substack.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you're looking for a Sunday read, my new article is about how caricaturists dealt with a kinky crime-wave in the 1780s:
open.substack.com/pub/tealcart...
#art #caricature
open.substack.com/pub/tealcart...
#art #caricature
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There's no shame in being wrong about something.
There is shame in choosing to be wrong.
There is shame in choosing to be wrong.
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There's no shame in being wrong about something.
There is shame in choosing to be wrong.
There is shame in choosing to be wrong.
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when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
September 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
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Have a kitty. This floofy guy is Happy. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about him here: www.kittyrevolution.org/adoptablecat...
August 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Have a kitty. This floofy guy is Happy. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about him here: www.kittyrevolution.org/adoptablecat...
Overheard while walking past a small group of women chatting on the sidewalk:
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Overheard while walking past a small group of women chatting on the sidewalk:
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.
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We need a Foghorn Leghorn for the left.
August 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We need a Foghorn Leghorn for the left.
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I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
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July 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Sometimes the historical dictionary offers solace through the existence of an obsolete word that is sorely needed now. One of them is ‘respair’, recorded just once, in the 15th century. It means fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
July 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sometimes the historical dictionary offers solace through the existence of an obsolete word that is sorely needed now. One of them is ‘respair’, recorded just once, in the 15th century. It means fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
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Oh man a drag queen called Tobi Jugs
July 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh man a drag queen called Tobi Jugs