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Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war. - Sterling Archer
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
On that note, I highly recommend pancakes for dinner.
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"I am rewarding myself with a book of Uzbek folk art."

That's a very specific kink. (No shame).

And congratulations on the weight loss. 👍
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yeah, we either have to ditch DST (my preferred option), or find a word to replace "standard" in the description.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Of the many Bills DeBlasio, the guy being interviewed via his Ring doorbell is definitely one of them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ich bin ein DeBlasio.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
After decades of OS 9 and OS X, last year I used Windows 10 for about 6 weeks and then switched 2 PCs and a laptop to Ubuntu 24.04 LTS. There were a few teething problems at the start, but it’s been pretty trouble free since.
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is one great parking space!
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
YOU DO NOT KNOW BIG BALLS! Sad!
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
2 Jordan’s 2 Crossed
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I've recently started making pizzas at home, and I've settled on a "Sauce -> Most of the cheese -> Toppings -> A little bit of cheese" protocol.
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There really is a holiday for everything!
a close up of a cartoon sheep with big eyes making a face .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon sheep with big eyes making a face .
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am shocked ... SHOCKED ... at the implication the engineering of that vehicle wasn't up to snuff!

But ... I did see a clip from a documentary about this, and every time Rush keyed the radio to talk, the monitors for the external cameras would go black. Hmmmm ...
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Thanks again for doing my own research.
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM