Cougar Draven 𓅄
@cougardraven.bsky.social
freelance jackass since 1987; pronouns are irrelevant because labels are made up. I like free speech more than you.
I know who this is about. we *all* know who this is about.
but it could be about like five separate people
but it could be about like five separate people
im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I know who this is about. we *all* know who this is about.
but it could be about like five separate people
but it could be about like five separate people
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there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia
start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
classic story of some lady hitting the transphobia pipe harder and harder and becoming an intolerable shithead who alienates all her friends www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/politics/...
How Sandie Peggie 'Benidorm Posse' friend group was torn apart by NHS Fife trans tribunal
The personal cost of the changing room row was exposed in expletive-ridden private messages as tensions boiled over in group chats.
www.thecourier.co.uk
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia
start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
you're perfect, yes, it's true
but without me, you're only you
but without me, you're only you
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you're perfect, yes, it's true
but without me, you're only you
but without me, you're only you
House of Leaves, genuinely
it's memed to hell and back but underneath all the weird is an actually touching story
it's memed to hell and back but underneath all the weird is an actually touching story
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
House of Leaves, genuinely
it's memed to hell and back but underneath all the weird is an actually touching story
it's memed to hell and back but underneath all the weird is an actually touching story
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Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
hate to break it to the communists but y'all ain't getting the revolution without anarchists in the coalition
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
hate to break it to the communists but y'all ain't getting the revolution without anarchists in the coalition
lmao I just straight up cannot feel anything in my lower jaw except pressure and that sucks real bad
gotta change gauze when I get home
gotta change gauze when I get home
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lmao I just straight up cannot feel anything in my lower jaw except pressure and that sucks real bad
gotta change gauze when I get home
gotta change gauze when I get home
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
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well it's right about 94, that's one
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
well it's right about 94, that's one
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
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Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
good christ Google Assistant is fuckin worthless
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
good christ Google Assistant is fuckin worthless
recap season is just a way to be reminded that because I don't want to listen to ads or pay money to Zionists, I don't get to do the fun social things
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
recap season is just a way to be reminded that because I don't want to listen to ads or pay money to Zionists, I don't get to do the fun social things
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
kind of amazing just how rapidly this guy went from bog standard conservative to outright fascist
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
kind of amazing just how rapidly this guy went from bog standard conservative to outright fascist
"if Trump is taken seriously" and other phrases that can only exist as psychopomps
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
Trump Claims Former President Joe Biden’s Pardons Are Invalid
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"if Trump is taken seriously" and other phrases that can only exist as psychopomps
why do I care about the British public's opinion on Die Hard
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
why do I care about the British public's opinion on Die Hard
z put up numbers that haven't been seen since the 1960s in multiple senses but the fact that he "only" got an absolute majority is a problem for some reason
Also, when you say people saying "Dems would win everywhere with a Mamdani-style platform," I think it's important to remember that that platform delivered the most charismatic candidate in recent history a whopping 50.4% of the vote against a street vigilante and actual vampire, in New York City
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
z put up numbers that haven't been seen since the 1960s in multiple senses but the fact that he "only" got an absolute majority is a problem for some reason
new litmus test is apparently whether you interpret this as a direct claim that kneeling on people's necks is not typical cop behavior, or as a statement of how fucked up it is that it is typical cop behavior
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
new litmus test is apparently whether you interpret this as a direct claim that kneeling on people's necks is not typical cop behavior, or as a statement of how fucked up it is that it is typical cop behavior
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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A sign in front of a church: "A Night in Bethlehem."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A sign in front of a church: "A Night in Bethlehem."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
it's a big club and ain't none of us in it
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
it's a big club and ain't none of us in it