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Great conversation with @natashadevon.bsky.social - How the Education system became a mental health crisis.
Full YouTube Premiere at 7pm.
youtu.be/308kvoBM3xw?...
Full YouTube Premiere at 7pm.
youtu.be/308kvoBM3xw?...
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Great conversation with @natashadevon.bsky.social - How the Education system became a mental health crisis.
Full YouTube Premiere at 7pm.
youtu.be/308kvoBM3xw?...
Full YouTube Premiere at 7pm.
youtu.be/308kvoBM3xw?...
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seeing my phone urging me to try "AI mode" for the 12th time and shooting it 174 times with a gun
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
seeing my phone urging me to try "AI mode" for the 12th time and shooting it 174 times with a gun
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imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
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Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
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You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.
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i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
August 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
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if you're coming into my comments like 'wow your tweets suck' how about you just assume i already know and keep it to yourself
August 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
if you're coming into my comments like 'wow your tweets suck' how about you just assume i already know and keep it to yourself
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Workers under cover of night removed a rainbow crosswalk outside of the former Pulse nightclub, apparently as part of state and federal transportation officials’ aim to wipe “political banners” from public roadways. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/21/r...
Rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub removed overnight
“We did everything according to state law, everything was compliant,” said Patty Sheehan, the city’s first openly gay elected official. “FDOT never moves that quickly with anything.R…
www.orlandosentinel.com
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
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I've been talking to the machine that can only agree with me, and it turns out — strangely enough — I'm the most important and special person in the entire universe, and quite possibly the main character of reality
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've been talking to the machine that can only agree with me, and it turns out — strangely enough — I'm the most important and special person in the entire universe, and quite possibly the main character of reality
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oh your uber driver wasn’t wearing an off-brand winnie the pooh costume?
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
oh your uber driver wasn’t wearing an off-brand winnie the pooh costume?
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thank god
A NEW STUDY CLAIMS AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT NEARLY 7 MILES WIDE — AND POSSIBLY HOSTILE — COULD BE HEADED TOWARD EARTH
July 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
thank god
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*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
July 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
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People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
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me at the coldplay show
July 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
me at the coldplay show
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Starting to think the climate is changing
July 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Starting to think the climate is changing
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it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
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On the whole, the internet has been a compounding series of catastrophic mistakes, but there have been occasional, brief moments of transcendence
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
On the whole, the internet has been a compounding series of catastrophic mistakes, but there have been occasional, brief moments of transcendence
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In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."