Gus Chrysler
@commissartaco.bsky.social
Freelance Reality Critic, He/Him
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Thank y'all so much for the help so far! I'm currently -$50 in the red. If you can/want to help, please feel free to grab a zine or leave a tip!
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thank y'all so much for the help so far! I'm currently -$50 in the red. If you can/want to help, please feel free to grab a zine or leave a tip!
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Next up: The most despicable trash in the U.S. rushing to Bari Weiss's defense because people are being "mean" to her for covering up kidnappings, torture chambers, and concentration camps
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Next up: The most despicable trash in the U.S. rushing to Bari Weiss's defense because people are being "mean" to her for covering up kidnappings, torture chambers, and concentration camps
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🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
Eagles-Commanders being the most competitive football game in this window is not what I was expecting
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eagles-Commanders being the most competitive football game in this window is not what I was expecting
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If you've never seen the Super Eyepatch Wolf video on how Jake Paul stacked his boxing career to create an illusion he can actually fight, I highly recommend it and it makes tonight even more cathartic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If you've never seen the Super Eyepatch Wolf video on how Jake Paul stacked his boxing career to create an illusion he can actually fight, I highly recommend it and it makes tonight even more cathartic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
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all the articles you read about this will say it "would charge doctors" but there is nothing in the bill limiting the felony crime to medical providers. you could write "would charge parents" and be just as correct. news outlets downplay it because news outlets are transphobic.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
all the articles you read about this will say it "would charge doctors" but there is nothing in the bill limiting the felony crime to medical providers. you could write "would charge parents" and be just as correct. news outlets downplay it because news outlets are transphobic.
So...maybe BoNix isn't Tebow? 😂
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So...maybe BoNix isn't Tebow? 😂
I just turned on the SEC Championship a little awhile ago & bwahahahaha
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just turned on the SEC Championship a little awhile ago & bwahahahaha
Another Patriots slow blowout
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Another Patriots slow blowout
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A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.
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Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
Aaron Rodgers looks like someone's crusty uncle who got in a fight with a birdfeeder at the family cookout
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Aaron Rodgers looks like someone's crusty uncle who got in a fight with a birdfeeder at the family cookout
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The Bills have 241 yards rushing without Dion Dawkins and Spencer Brown.
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Bills have 241 yards rushing without Dion Dawkins and Spencer Brown.
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
the Steelers are complete frauds. news at 11
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the Steelers are complete frauds. news at 11
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The Panthers are the Stratego Spies.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Panthers are the Stratego Spies.
Ravens desperately trying to lose this game
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ravens desperately trying to lose this game
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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Yup. Having a girlfriend who loves you and lets you touch her boobs is very gay. It’s much more straight to let your life be guided and dictated by random sex criminal dudes with bad podcasts on social media.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yup. Having a girlfriend who loves you and lets you touch her boobs is very gay. It’s much more straight to let your life be guided and dictated by random sex criminal dudes with bad podcasts on social media.
Sec. of Transportation choosing this interview to incoherently vent his spleen about people wanting to be comfortable on airplanes (instead of actually improving air travel as the Sec. of Transportation). pretty on-brand!
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sec. of Transportation choosing this interview to incoherently vent his spleen about people wanting to be comfortable on airplanes (instead of actually improving air travel as the Sec. of Transportation). pretty on-brand!
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
The Lions being 0-for-4 on 4th down in a 13-6 game is just nuts
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Lions being 0-for-4 on 4th down in a 13-6 game is just nuts
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I really just would like the Ravens to maybe notice that Derrick Henry, for everything he's been great at, is not a particularly good short-yardage back. The info's out there.
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I really just would like the Ravens to maybe notice that Derrick Henry, for everything he's been great at, is not a particularly good short-yardage back. The info's out there.
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i'd love to read a real evolution of "stay woke" - i saw it evolve as:
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
“woke” as i recall originated as a kind of ironic conspiratorial posting thing on black twitter (“stay woke”), and then conservatives decided it was just “political correctness” in the millennial era bsky.app/profile/unst...
I think many of them thought woke is just like clinton-era "political correctness" when the latter was imposed from the top by imbeciles who didn't know anything about anything and woke has always been a genuinely grassroots initiative
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i'd love to read a real evolution of "stay woke" - i saw it evolve as:
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
