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wolfpupy.bsky.social
escaping in my airship, good luck finding me in the sky.
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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meakoopa.bsky.social
we have to go back
Wolverine’s incredibly hairy ass
December 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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hannahstrong.co.uk
every film has a marketing collab these days smh
A Conclave Icee machine showing 'Lithgow Lime', 'Papal Pink' and 'Rossellini Raz' flavours
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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mrtonynacho.bsky.social
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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codyjohnston.bsky.social
Mr. Tyson, tear down this Paul.
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Is your child texting about Moby-Dick; or, the Whale?

WTF = whale time, friends
LOL = love old leviathans
SMH = spermaceti-making head
TBH = the biggest harpoon
STFU = shut that Fedallah up
TFW = that fuckin' whale
QOTD = Queequeg on the deck!
IANAL = Ishmael alone needs a lifeboat
January 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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misterfungi.bsky.social
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
December 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Thanks, doc! This pagliacci clown seems like just the thing to turn my frown upside down!
October 30, 2023 at 7:50 AM
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joestreckert.bsky.social
Last night Sarah and I went to a Halloween party as Squirrel Girl and Kraven the Hunter. We ran into another couple who, completely independently, also dressed as Squirrel Girl and Kraven the Hunter.
A photo of two different couples who do not know each other, who happened to go to the same Halloween party, and who both dressed as Squirrel Girl and Kraven the Hunter.
October 29, 2023 at 6:45 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
*sets bluesky counter back to zero*
screen shot from the simpsons intro of homer working in the nuclear power plant holding a radioactive rod except it is yōkai sensual alf with coworkers lenny and carl changing the sign from 1 to 0 days without an accident but changed to say 1 to 0 days on bluesky without seeing yokai sensual alfs
October 18, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash
October 17, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Today’s filmmakers are COWARDS who don’t know the value of a wet monster puppet
June 24, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Hope Summers: Hey Grandma, one of my friends is basically a human dog. Is it wrong to make out with him?
Jean Grey: I-
Hope Summers: Keeping in mind that I’m going to do it no matter what you say.
Jean Grey: Go for it.
October 15, 2023 at 2:01 AM
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jasonsheridan.bsky.social
“Okay we’re gonna start selling Mini Eggs at Halloween. But what do we call them?”

‘Don’t worry. I got a real good, real normal name lined up.’
October 14, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLETON DROWNING BECAUSE SOME ONES TELLING THEM TO DO SOMETHING OR NOT DO SOMETHING AN DFUCK THAT!!! NO ONE TELL'S ME WHAT TO DO EXCEPT A GUY ONLINE WHO I DONE KNOW WHOSE BEING RUDE TO ME ABOUT MY WORD'S!!!! MY PICTURE MY SPELLING MOTHER FUCKER,,, THE TEXT SAYS "PLEASE DONT YELL AT ME ,TELLING ME WHAT TOO DO IS A FORM OF YELLIGN AT ME, YELLING IS WHEN I DONT LIKE WHAT YOUR SAYIGN, AND ITS VALIE, MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 11, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO PROBLEM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETONE WHOSE HOLDEN A BAD ASS SWORD AND THERE VIBES ARE IMMACULET! AND THERE THINKEN IF ANY ONE AT WORK OR IN THERE FAMLEY EVER APOLOGIZED FOR ANY THING THAT THEY WOULD ACCEPT IT BECAUSE THERE A BENEVOLENT AND KIND SKLETON ,NOW ITS JUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT APOLLOGY ,I HAND EM OUT LIKE CANDY SO ITS WEIRD THATS ITS NEVER HALLAWEEN FOR ME ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "ONE DAY THEIR ALL GONGA LOOK UP AND BEG FOR MERCY AND I WILL SAY OK THATS COOL NO PROBLEM "-DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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swilua.bsky.social
FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE FORCED INTO IT BY AUTHORS I AM SCREAMING
we're regressing on sexism issues and Igbt issues Replying to [redacted] Sex positivity is good, actually. Replying NOT WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS Replying Why? Replying: Because they don't have agency Replying When two charactets have sex in a story, do you consider that sexual coercion? Because they are being forced by the writer? Replying to unironically yes. unless you are writing something based on your own personal experience and your fictional character is a fictionalised version of yourself, then yes I see it that way.
October 9, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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montereybayaquarium.org
In case you need it today, here’s the link to our Moon Jelly Cam 💙 www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/live...
Three moon jellies drift gracefully with translucent bodies glowing softly against a deep dark blue ocean backdrop.
October 9, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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roasif.bsky.social
DAY 9 - EMMA, CYCLOPS and JEAN / DEATH BECOMES HER
October 9, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
NANCY 2019
Olivia Jaimes 1-20
October 6, 2023 at 9:47 AM
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williefitz.bsky.social
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM