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fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
No! No!!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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crannyboy.bsky.social
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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scriblit.bsky.social
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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catbus.phd
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green phosphor screencap of a rat holding an invitation the RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE how do you ACCEPT this invitation? > With GRATITUDE > With ENTHUSIASM
August 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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junlper.beer
June 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
The modern phenomenon of the Haunted Cereal Bowl has bothered me for years
February 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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srivas.bsky.social
Un adeus en vermello ardente, antes do abrazo da noite.

Val do Umia.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekTforTime
#Photography #Nature #Naturephotography #Landscape #AltriNon #Landscapephotography #Spring #Sky #Sunset #Galicia #Countryside #Galiza
A fiery red goodbye before the final embrace of the night. Red sunset lowers a cloak of dark clouds .
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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ethangach.bsky.social
We've strayed so far from God's light
dandock.bsky.social Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · May 14
Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
May 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Apr 24
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
the world mourns for the pope, who passed away earlier today... only to be reborn as an idol school student in tokyo! watch "welcome to idol academy, francis-kun!" airing on toonami this friday
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
lyric alignment

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: A duck in a recording studio booth singing. SINGER: "I can free myself from emotional suffering by accepting myself as I am" PANEL 2: The recording studio. An engineer duck is talking with a business duck. The speakers are playing the song. SPEAKERS: "I can free myself at any time/it's just a story I tell myself" ENGINEER: "Then the hit song will inspire people is the idea." PANEL 3: The executive duck looks concerned. EXECUTIVE: "Just accept yourself? That's the advice? What if you're some piece of shit?" ENGINEER: "Well..." PANEL 4: Horror is dawning on the executive. EXECUTIVE: "People do some pretty fucked up shit -- you can't let them off the hook in their minds! They should have to get, like, a certificate first." PANEL 5: The executive duck is getting really angry now. ENGINEER: "It took like 20 tries to get legal and therapeutics aligned on these lyrics!" EXECUTIVE: "What if a drug cartel heard this single?"
February 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
this train is taking jobs out of Cleveland🎵
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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nymag.com
Columnist Pamela Paul is leaving the New York Times “Opinion” section. She exemplified an intellectual movement that emerged as the liberal optimism of the Obama years curdled into an open contempt for the very idea of liberation.
Goodbye, Pamela Paul
Columnist Pamela Paul is leaving the New York Times “Opinion” section. She exemplified an intellectual movement that emerged as the liberal optimism of the Obama years curdled into an open contempt for the very idea of liberation.
nymag.com
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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winterk.bsky.social
April 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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glaucomflecken.bsky.social
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Mark S from severance saying “the work is mysterious and important”
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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wynter.bsky.social
January 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Panel 1: We're looking at a mostly featureless little UPA style man sleeping against a tree with his arms behind his head. He's got a speech bubble with a saw sawing lumber. If you're young or stupid (or both) and don't know, this symbolizes snoring. Panel two: Same deal only now there's a man dressed all in black standing and looking at the saw in the speech bubble. He has no eyebrows. Up to you how you wanna feel about this guy but I'd recommend feeling uneasy. Your call, though. Panel three: This is where things really take a turn. This new guy, he's reaching into the sleeping man's speech bubble and grabbing his saw. He has no respect for the conventions of comics. Panel four: That weird guy is sawing the sleeping man's stomach open. Blood everywhere. He's using the damn saw from his speech bubble, the freak. The sleeping man's wide awake now and screaming but his speech bubble is mostly obscured by the weird man who speaks softly and simply says "I'm the devil."
January 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
A teacher friend of mine is worried about the future of education. Kids don’t read books anymore. They can’t write essays without ChatGPT. They gather behind the school to dig a big hole together. The deeper they tunnel the louder a sound from below grows, like a heartbeat
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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pashion.bsky.social
Its the ugly soda dwarf dwarves meme that's illustrated and instead of that other soda it says "Whats the matter cola boy, afraid you might taste something?" Its doctor pepper aka Dr Pepper he is holding a dr pepper can and offering do you drink?
January 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM