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Chuck Burly
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Layabout and ragamuffin. Doodles are not endorsements.
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
Happy Turkey Day!
A parade balloon of a cat to help forget the horrors
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
The kombucha girl side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
ART THOU BORED?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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mrspowersdayjob.bsky.social
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
A large (maybe 3 feet wide by 5 feet tall) sign on the end of a row of bookshelves that tells the “address” of books that have sensitive content.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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tabby676.bsky.social
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
The 2025 Giants will never be replicated. Just a dazzling array of different ways to lose football games. It's art.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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elyseexplosion.fyi
PANK FRIDAY IS THIS UPCOMING FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28! Please share - all information is in the thread!! Tune in at noon Eastern at www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion, I and my teeth thank you!!
An infographic with a cartoon of a pink haired woman in a glamorous dress holding a floating tooth with the letter E on it. The text reads: PANK FRIDAY 2025 Earlier this year, I broke a tooth. After several rounds at the dentist, we discovered that I needed a root canal in that tooth, as well as multiple permanent crowns and the removal of my last wisdom tooth. Even though I have dental insurance, it doesn’t cover nearly enough - the cost of one root canal and one of the crowns is close to $1000, and I need 3. I’m hoping to raise some money to make sure I can continue to have teeth AND pay bills. Make it make sense. TL;DR: I need money for dental work The next page of said infographic. It features a cartoon of a pink haired woman glowering behind a podium, with her glasses gleaming like she's the scary guy from Evangelion. The text reads: THE PREMISE Starting at 12pm Eastern on Friday, November 28, I will be streaming a random assortment of video games based on television game shows - think Jeopardy!, Wheel of Fortune, Millionaire (of course) - even some older gems like Press Your Luck and Win, Lose or Draw. The stream will go until midnight* and games will be chosen by THE WHEEL™. Every channel subscription or stream donation will go directly towards my dental care. And since it’s a sub- a-thon, of course that means TIERED REWARDS for viewers as well! SUCH AS...... The third page of the infographic. There is a cartoon of a pink haired woman behind a Jeopardy! podium, looking anxious despite having $2000 on the board. The text reads: SUB GOALS 5 subs - Chat writes a Bluesky post for me 10 subs - Vintage Elyse Explosion clip show! 25 subs - Chat picks a new emote for me to add 50 subs - Family Game Nite - Group Jackbox stream 75 subs - Powerwash Simulator stream with Twitch pals 100 subs - Cosplay stream! Game will be related. More than 100? TBD If 100+ subs are simultaneously gifted, the stream will end immediately! The fourth and final page of the infographic. A cartoon of a pink haired woman looking dapper in a leisure suit and carrying a long, thin microphone is presenting the information. The text reads: DONATION GOALS $5: Chat writes a caption for an Instagram selfie $10: Saxophone solo live on stream $25: Flamin’ Hot taste test live on stream $50: A live Twitch viewing of my Millionaire episode $100: Chat picks the next game I complete on stream $250: Saxophone solo IN COSPLAY live on stream $500: Chat picks my hair color for one month $750: Clown Time (I attempt a clowning performance) $1000: Future Sonic Adventure 2 stream $2500: Get a Vtuber rig ALL GOALS ARE CUMULATIVE
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
It's that time of year
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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self.agency
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
OH NOOOOO
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8d
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
Black Friday 2010: Oooh, I wonder what games and movies are on sale.

Black Friday 2025: Oooh, I wonder if my pills and socks are on sale.
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
nytopinion.nytimes.com New York Times Opinion @nytopinion.nytimes.com · 9d
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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elyseexplosion.fyi
I love the concept of this bit, but as both a Giants fan and an environmental scientist in the state of NJ I absolutely would not eat anything grown from trace soil around MetLife

Alternately: now with 100% more Jimmy Hoffa!
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 9d
NY Giants chips, made from potatoes grown in dirt from Met Life Stadium
A blue bag with the Giants "NY" logo on it, in a green box
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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refrag.bsky.social
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Nerdy kid at keyboard: Hi guys, I've noticed that it is International Men's Day today, and I'm confused. Why do we need a day to talk about men? We're not a marginalised group like women, queer people, or people of colour. The media is already full of stories about men. Big buff shirtless dude at keyboard: I'm glad you asked, champ. Whatever your view on men's place in society, it's still true that we face a lot of issues - like social isolation, risk of suicide, health problems, and attitudes towards sex and child rearing. Having a day to talk about those doesn't take away from anyone else's problems. In fact, having a day to talk about them helps us be more mindful, and listen better at other times. Second shirtless buff dude on a couch at his laptop: The chief here is really on to something. I want to echo what he said, and also point out that the idea we should remain silent about our problems actually contributes to a lot of our issues. We are human beings, with human needs. Seeking mutual support and understanding isn't the same thing as placing a burden on others. Especially if we're providing it for each other. Third buff dude at his laptop: Right on, my fellow kings. We've inherited a social legacy of competition and division, and a lot of what makes a man in our era is under question. IMD is a chance for us to examine and rethink what we are together, and build the bonds of solidarity and support that will make a better way possible - like in this meme. Because in our hearts, we're all curious kids and buff guys on keyboards.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
We’re watching a shift where AI simulates the cohesion and reinforcement that used to require an entire online community. A single person can now build a complete parallel reality with nothing more than a prompt window. Which seems bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
Wrapping a giant red bow around a 1992 Ford Escort and seeing if that has the same effect.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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quartzen.bsky.social
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
wishtv.com WISH-TV @wishtv.com · 12d
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
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November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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tarjapk.bsky.social
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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govmurphy.bsky.social
We are proud to recognize and support our trans and non-binary neighbors here in New Jersey. 🏳️‍⚧️

This #TransgenderAwarenessWeek, we want to remind you that you are loved and you belong.

For support and resources, visit: transgender.nj.gov
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
ouroboreos
toomanymouths.bsky.social lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 16d
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
a photo of Oreo Loaded cookies, which promise real oreo cookie crumbs in the filling of the oreo
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
I never resubbed after the Kimmel fiasco, so it's nice of Bob to remind me not to bother.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
chuckburly.bsky.social
Conspiracy folk are out there still trying with bits like "aliens made the pyramids" and "Bigfoot runs a B&B" when the President's pedophile best friend that was thinking of turning on him "mysteriously" died in prison.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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junlper.beer
probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM