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Christobal
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Your favorite new friend
New Orleans, LA
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Wishing you a very Merry Christmas from everyone at Sheffield Wednesday 🎄🦉
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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The three ghosts I’m expecting to visit me tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Are we in DEEP YULETIDE yet?
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I think a great Christmas tradition would be for every city to close off one major street Christmas Day. Traffic is down that day anyway. Kids could tryout their new bikes. People might go out for just the novelty of it. People would get a chance to photograph buildings without cars.
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Directed for television by David Lynch
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is that @itsfelder.bsky.social 's music?
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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December 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Twitter momentarily locked my account for sharing the 60 Minutes story LOL
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Alabama's function in any post-season is to make some team feel bad for even thinking they should have been there. This is their function even (or perhaps especially) when they themselves should not be there
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
ESPN owes 50 extra $$ for keeping people from turning this game off
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
THE POWER OF 50 COMPELLES YOU
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Folks we are officially in the "Be Cool" portion of office work: You don't need shit, you don't ask for shit, that's January's issue, just be cool
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Too many Eugene Greens, tbh.
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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NEW on the free feed this week: Mayor Mattie takes us to New Orleans to talk about a mayor with her own Dick Domicile, and also a bunch of other corruption things as well! But we support her. Mostly. nogodsnomayors.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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the December 15th deadline on healthcare dot gov was about to hit and Phil plugged in "10 children" and his eyes bugged out
Although Philip Rivers made a return to pursue individual achievements, he also did something very useful for his big family in the process:

He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Construction has begun on AI data centers in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sneaking a bottle of Bushmills into a dollar theater showing of Jurassic Park 3
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bomb threat at UNO Lakefront arena?
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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“She participated in a TikTok "Devil trend" on Saturday, Dec. 6, in which she asked ChatGPT to reveal her biggest flaws and insecurities.

On Sunday, Dec. 7, Tracy was found dead by local authorities in her apartment.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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The internet was a mistake
The “not political” is killing me 💀
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM