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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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🫶🥚🐛
September 10, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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me: susan sondheim
jason: haha, susan sondheim
me: hahaha. I just invented a new person. susan sondheim
jason: anyway, go on. what were you saying about susan sontag
me: no, it was stephen sondheim. I was going the other direction
jason: wow, stephen sontag. it works both ways
May 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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The refrain is always "kids have no attention spans and want content that's 10 seconds long" and then I look at content kids I actually know are consuming and it's like "a 6 hour long YouTube documentary analyzing their favorite TV show" variety.com/2024/film/ne...
‘Avengers’ Directors Say Marvel’s Recent Problems Aren’t Due to Superhero Fatigue but a ‘Big Generational Divide About How You Consume Media’
"Avengers" directors Joe and Anthony Russo say recent Marvel flops are not because of superhero fatigue but due to a "generational divide."
variety.com
April 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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CHOTINER: and can you explain what you meant when you posted “night water just hit different”?

ME: so that was, I was just thinking about how it’s more refreshing, I guess

CHOTINER: you were having water at night?

ME: right

CHOTINER: the timestamp is 2:23 p.m.?

ME: afternoon is a type of night.
April 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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every week kermit put his whole muppussy into putting on a good show and those other loathsome creatures never gave him an ounce of respect
January 18, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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The microwave demands sacrifice
April 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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April 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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When ur about to regard the beeping sound
April 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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here i go again on my phone
April 7, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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From Judith Butler's new book
April 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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It’s funny to know for certain that the last social media post ever written will just say “what was that”
April 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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She's an Oberlin student who “has some concerns.” He's a Stanford guy who's “just asking questions.” Is it the worst internship ever? Or are things about to get...PROBLEMANTIC.
March 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Back home now. Still having some renovations done to my place. Ugh, taking forever!!
March 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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every time
January 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Amazon will even do this w/ frontlist FSG paperback originals. On the left is the POD copy, different cover and noticeably worse paper quality.

Please buy my books from real bookstores: Riffraff, Bishop & Wilde, Skylight, @portersqbooks.bsky.social, @redemmas.org &c bookshop.org/p/books/wron...
March 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Please don't buy paperbacks (or any books) from Amazon. For many many reasons, including that the company will ship crummy print-on-demand copies of books when their stock runs out. For the same price and with no indication that the book is facsimile.
March 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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The original Lucky Charms were just Cheerios mixed with cut-up circus peanuts (the orange marshmallow candy)
Tell me a fun fact from your research
March 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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I put a news you can use box at the bottom of this story. Here it is for folks that didn’t get there:
March 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]

email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗

email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals

email 3: god will not forgive our folly
March 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Finally!!!

“Amadeus” in 4K Restoration World Premiere (theatrical edition)

www.academymuseum.org/en/programs/...
Amadeus
Milos Forman directed Peter Shaffer’s screenplay, based on his Tony Award–winning play, about the 18th century rivalry between journeyman court composer Antonio Salieri and his rival, young upstart Wo...
www.academymuseum.org
March 2, 2024 at 1:57 AM