Christian Herro
@christianherro.bsky.social
Organizer for @devopsdaysChi.
Learning how to lead SREs. Tech/board games/books/music/dancing/diversity/achewood/Babylon 5.
http://pronoun.is/he
@christianherro@hachyderm.io
Learning how to lead SREs. Tech/board games/books/music/dancing/diversity/achewood/Babylon 5.
http://pronoun.is/he
@christianherro@hachyderm.io
Someone just had to ask people in a 150+ person zoom call to mute themselves in this year of our lord two thousand dickety five. smdh
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Someone just had to ask people in a 150+ person zoom call to mute themselves in this year of our lord two thousand dickety five. smdh
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
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Trump has commuted George Santos, lmao forgot that guy existed
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump has commuted George Santos, lmao forgot that guy existed
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Hi. There is an influx of government sites and I’m gonna use what little clout I have
To say
Don’t bait them.
pay them DUST.
Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .
In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
To say
Don’t bait them.
pay them DUST.
Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .
In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hi. There is an influx of government sites and I’m gonna use what little clout I have
To say
Don’t bait them.
pay them DUST.
Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .
In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
To say
Don’t bait them.
pay them DUST.
Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .
In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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I’m hiring for an AI-focused devrel that loves attending events, making friends, building community, doing talks, educating, and just plain fun to be around
Must already be in San Francisco Bay Area - it’s a remote role but will be attending events and meetups there very regularly
Must already be in San Francisco Bay Area - it’s a remote role but will be attending events and meetups there very regularly
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m hiring for an AI-focused devrel that loves attending events, making friends, building community, doing talks, educating, and just plain fun to be around
Must already be in San Francisco Bay Area - it’s a remote role but will be attending events and meetups there very regularly
Must already be in San Francisco Bay Area - it’s a remote role but will be attending events and meetups there very regularly
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Today is my last day at Blizzard! Working with the World of Warcraft team has been such a fun, positive experience. I can't wait for players to see what we made together. Now I'm looking for my next role in games, full time or contract, indie or AAA. You can check out my portfolio on my website! 🖤
Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Bread baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit 🦇 ATX
Presently: 💛⚔️ Blizzard
Previously: 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Find my work on my website! www.hazelmonforton.com
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Bread baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit 🦇 ATX
Presently: 💛⚔️ Blizzard
Previously: 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Find my work on my website! www.hazelmonforton.com
Hazel Monforton
www.hazelmonforton.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today is my last day at Blizzard! Working with the World of Warcraft team has been such a fun, positive experience. I can't wait for players to see what we made together. Now I'm looking for my next role in games, full time or contract, indie or AAA. You can check out my portfolio on my website! 🖤
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5-year-old just explained how Donkey Kong throws barrels in the OG video game.
August 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
5-year-old just explained how Donkey Kong throws barrels in the OG video game.
Assuming this isn't AI slop, I'm not saying I would buy it. But I'm also not saying I would NOT buy it.
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Assuming this isn't AI slop, I'm not saying I would buy it. But I'm also not saying I would NOT buy it.
Child #1 just asked what I am most scared of that the Joker likes.
"Clowns?"
They looked disappointed in me and said, "That's a choice."
"Clowns?"
They looked disappointed in me and said, "That's a choice."
July 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Child #1 just asked what I am most scared of that the Joker likes.
"Clowns?"
They looked disappointed in me and said, "That's a choice."
"Clowns?"
They looked disappointed in me and said, "That's a choice."
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Mexico is a more moral and just nation than America
Firefighters from Mexico are currently helping Texas search and rescue teams with the response to the devastating Kerr County flooding.
www.kxii.com/2025/07/07/f...
www.kxii.com/2025/07/07/f...
Firefighters from Mexico join response efforts to catastrophic Texas floods
Volunteer firefighters from Acuña, Mexico are helping rescue and recover teams in Texas after flash floods killed more than 80 people over the Fourth of July holiday weekend and left others still miss...
www.kxii.com
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Mexico is a more moral and just nation than America
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some dude: okay but if I can't ask a woman I don't know out and I can't ask a woman I do know out, when can I ask a woman out?
me, pinching bridge of nose: asking is not the problem. handling rejection is the problem. Learn to hear no the first time, respect it, and carry on.
me, pinching bridge of nose: asking is not the problem. handling rejection is the problem. Learn to hear no the first time, respect it, and carry on.
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
some dude: okay but if I can't ask a woman I don't know out and I can't ask a woman I do know out, when can I ask a woman out?
me, pinching bridge of nose: asking is not the problem. handling rejection is the problem. Learn to hear no the first time, respect it, and carry on.
me, pinching bridge of nose: asking is not the problem. handling rejection is the problem. Learn to hear no the first time, respect it, and carry on.
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Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
"Can you find a Lego that's kind of long? It's short long." -- the 5-year-old
June 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Can you find a Lego that's kind of long? It's short long." -- the 5-year-old
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my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
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you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
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"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture
It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
May 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture
It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
May 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
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The gift is bad enough on its own, but can we talk about how insane it is to use a foreign-gifted jet as *Air Force One*
Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.
Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.
May 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The gift is bad enough on its own, but can we talk about how insane it is to use a foreign-gifted jet as *Air Force One*
Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.
Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.
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My thought of the Qatari jet is that the moment Trump is out of office, the net president ought to seize it and sell it on the grounds that based on the emoluments clause, it could never have been a gift to Trump personally and so must have been a gift to the federal government.
May 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My thought of the Qatari jet is that the moment Trump is out of office, the net president ought to seize it and sell it on the grounds that based on the emoluments clause, it could never have been a gift to Trump personally and so must have been a gift to the federal government.
What the actual fuck
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What the actual fuck
I still think a lot about this kid from summer camp who wouldn't drink milk because he thought it was cow cum. I wonder how he's doing these days.
May 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I still think a lot about this kid from summer camp who wouldn't drink milk because he thought it was cow cum. I wonder how he's doing these days.