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Christian Herro
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Organizer for @devopsdaysChi.

Learning how to lead SREs. Tech/board games/books/music/dancing/diversity/achewood/Babylon 5.

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5-year-old just explained how Donkey Kong throws barrels in the OG video game.
2 panel Aslan deep magic meme. 1st panel: "Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch." 2nd panel: "I was there when it was written."
August 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Assuming this isn't AI slop, I'm not saying I would buy it. But I'm also not saying I would NOT buy it.
A dark blue T-shirt in the style of Morton's Salt, with a girl carrying a yellow umbrella & pouring salt. Beneath it is the text "CARTHAGO DELENDA EST"
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What the actual fuck
Headline: Trump admin poised to accept luxury jet as gift for Trump from Qatar: Sources Subhead: The luxury jumbo jet is to be used as Air Force One, sources told ABC News. By Jonathan Karl, Katherine Faulders May 11, 2025, 7:02 AM EDT In what may be the most valuable gift ever extended to the United States from a foreign government, the Trump administration is preparing to accept a super luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet from the royal family of Qatar -- a gift that is to be available for use by President Donald Trump as the new Air Force One until shortly before he leaves office, at which time ownership of the plane will be transferred to the Trump presidential library foundation, sources familiar with the proposed arrangement told ABC News.
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Garak looking a little sly. Garak looking cheeky. Jazz hands Garak.
April 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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No, i'm not religious but I believe in the holy trinity
A picture of a reasonably handsome man in his 30s or 40s with dark hair, in a futuristic blue uniform with brown leather and gold accents from the shoulders up, in front of a non-descript sci-fi background. He is gazing into the middle distance at the camera, thoughtfully. Commander Jeffrey Sinclair of Babylon 5. A picture of a femme-presenting humanoid alien in purple and green flowing robes in front of a sci-fi background. The top of her head is bald, and the sides are covered by a bone crest. She is gazing directly at the viewer with a piercing stare. Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. A picture from the waist up of a handsome man in his 30s or 40s with blond hair, in a futuristic black uniform with silver/gray accents, in front of a the computers of a command center. He is looking directly into the camera with a hint of a smirk. Captain John Sheridan of Babylon 5.
April 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Not my home but I know my way around
Map of Orgrimmar from WoW.
March 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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They definitely know, right?
A grocery display box labeled Dietz Nuts Meat Bites from Dietz & Watson.
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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A picture of a talking cat with a look pure of disdain saying "LYING" -- from the comic series Saga.
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Red Star. Long delays during publication, but the initial story was so different from anything else at the time. Near-ish future USSR with magic and floating battleships.
Five faces, 2 men, 2 women, and one androgynous teenager surrounding a flying battleship/tank, in a quasi-Socialist Realism style. The title "The Red Star" is above, in red.
November 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Feeling called out.
The brand name Eurotramp, in a quasi-graffiti/tag style. The upper half of the picture is a black woven rubber-looking substance, and the bottom half is a soft black playground material.
November 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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wtaf. Literally the poster child for punching fascists.
Cover of Captain America #1, March 1941 (published Dec. 20 1940). Captain America is holding a heater shield that is deflecting a bullet as he punches Hitler in the jaw.
November 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I can do it in one?

"Bubbler"

If it must be 2, "tyme machine."
Map that says "Tell me where you are from using only 2 words."
October 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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It's over, folks. Mr. Beast has infiltrated the Scholastic Book Fair.
Picture of a recent Scholastic Book Fair flyer with a book titled "Mr. Beast: Best of the Beast" prominently featured.
September 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Goddamn Mr. Beast has a toy line now too? Come on.
A shelf of Mr. Beast Lab toys at a Target store.
September 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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At the used book store & overwhelmed at 9 shelves of Dean Koontz paperbacks (plus 2 more hardcover). Truly a special man. @midnightpals.bsky.social
Over 9 shelves of Dean R. Koontz paperbacks. Just so many books. Books and books and books.
September 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Screenshot from The Verge: Headline - Martin Shkreli must surrender his Wu-Tang album copies / A federal judge issued a temporary order requesting Shkreli to give up his copies of Wu-Tang's 'Shaolin' album. By Wes Davis Below text is a photo of Martin Shkreli looking dejected.
August 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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what is your favorite black and white movie?
Charlie Chaplin balances a globe on his left hand as he reclines on a desk in a very large, opulent office. He is wearing a uniform modeled on something Hitler would wear. He is about to begin an amazing "don't let it touch the ground" routine with the balloon globe.
June 30, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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This is 49.
Me, a white dude with dark hair going gray on the sides. Glasses, black iVardensphere T-shirt, one of two half-sleeve nerdy tattoos slightly visible.
June 1, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Might as well? 10 years ago.
Picture of me -- a dude in a skeleton hoodie, dark kinda gothabilly hair, looking at the camera.
April 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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I just discovered that there were 1940s Batman serials, and I am reeling.
Black & white Batman & Robin from a 1940s film serial. https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Robin_(Columbia_serials)
March 24, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Drop a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
EAS Agamemnon exiting a jump gate , firing forward lasers, with a Starfury escort.
March 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Due to a series of unfortunate incidents, I have taught my toddler about both the (Confederate) Rebels and the (Star Wars) Rebels, and now they are being conflated.
An Imperial Stormtrooper stands in a line with Confederate civil war reenactors. Caption: The awkward moment you show up at the wrong rebel war reenactment.
January 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Oh yeah, the 3 pies I made.
3 pies on a speckled counter. L to R: Dulce de Pumpkin with new test butter-based crust, apple with lard crust, Dulce de Pumpkin with lard crust.
November 24, 2023 at 4:14 AM
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Legit just thought there was a Starfield credstick on the stairs.
A white oblong object with a hole at one end sits on the outside of some stairs.
October 23, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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SBF got a dog while out on bail and gave it a Game-of-Thrones-ass name? Come on.
"Holed up at his parents' home, Bankman-Fried had it pretty good: His parents got him a German shepherd named Sandro, and according to the Times, they were installing a pickleball court for him in the yard."
October 1, 2023 at 6:51 PM