My reaction to every single thing happening

I feel like this year I’m gonna get really into screaming

Earth Explodes
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"A pessimist is a well-informed optimist."
– old proverb

Some thoughts on #pessimism and #spirituality: https://www.chrismatallana.com/2025/01/18/existence-and-aliveness.html

In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.

THE SECRET DEMOCRAT WEATHER MACHINE STRIKES AGAIN ❄️

Me, too.

I just finished #skeletoncrew I think this is the best thing Disney has made since it acquired Lucasfilm well over a decade ago. This is what they should’ve been doing with the property. So good!

As a conservative moralist, I condemn Pete Hegseth's abuse of alcohol. But in my hip-hop heart, I'm like I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah, I'm fucked up now.

by David Brooks

As newcomer to the #fediverse, I keep hearing it as “fetaverse” which sounds delicious.

If I could travel in time, I’d go back to the era of the dinosaurs because there’s no other way to prove that the T. Rex’s roar didn’t sound like Fran Drescher in The Nanny. #dinosaurs #sciencefacts

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

“At least we created shareholder value”

quick update on the United States:

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Me learning yet another social media platform in a vain attempt to escape the impending demise of our society. #eldermillenial