Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
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Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
I'm with her 👇
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm with her 👇
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The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
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Is 'Dr. Oz' even Mehmet's real name? Has anyone looked into this?
I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?
I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is 'Dr. Oz' even Mehmet's real name? Has anyone looked into this?
I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?
I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?
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I guess a life of crime with Donald Trump really does pay off 🫧
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I guess a life of crime with Donald Trump really does pay off 🫧
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Can we just do the midterms now?
America can't wait until next year.
America can't wait until next year.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can we just do the midterms now?
America can't wait until next year.
America can't wait until next year.
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Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."
Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"
Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."
Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"
Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"
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Needless to say, math isn't a MAGA strong suit.
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Needless to say, math isn't a MAGA strong suit.
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...
Trump to air traffic controllers: "Get back to work, NOW."
Trump to House Republicans: [crickets]
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Trump to House Republicans: [crickets]
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Trump tells air traffic controllers: 'Get back to work, NOW' — ABC News
Another 5,000 flights were delayed on Monday, FlightAware said.
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trump to air traffic controllers: "Get back to work, NOW."
Trump to House Republicans: [crickets]
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Trump to House Republicans: [crickets]
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"What better time to give up then when you're winning."
-- Chuck Schumer's annoying inner voice
-- Chuck Schumer's annoying inner voice
I’m not surprised that they caved, but I am surprised that they waited until after gaining electoral momentum to do it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"What better time to give up then when you're winning."
-- Chuck Schumer's annoying inner voice
-- Chuck Schumer's annoying inner voice
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Just got CuckSchumer.com and redirected it for anybody that wants to donate to @aoc.bsky.social directly on ActBlue.
Donate to AOC.
Alexandria is fighting for progressive policies that can help create social, racial, and economic justice for all. That's why she's taking $0 from corporations and lobbyists and is relying on the gras...
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November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just got CuckSchumer.com and redirected it for anybody that wants to donate to @aoc.bsky.social directly on ActBlue.
if you stare long enough into Ezra Klein's eyes you can see Uranus.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if you stare long enough into Ezra Klein's eyes you can see Uranus.
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CHUCK SCHUMER is NOT willing to endorse Zohran MAMDANI, but he IS willing to give Donald TRUMP what he wants.
LET THAT SINK IN.
LET THAT SINK IN.
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Of course Trump pardoned these crooks who tried to overturn the 2020 election. They have to start getting ready to overturn the 2026 midterms.
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Trump grants pardons to Giuliani, Meadows, others linked to 2020 election efforts — NPR
The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Of course Trump pardoned these crooks who tried to overturn the 2020 election. They have to start getting ready to overturn the 2026 midterms.
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Joe Biden must be thinking, "Damn, I could've made a fortune suing every news media outlet in the country and beyond for their coverage of me."
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Trump puts BBC on notice: Retract, apologize for ‘false, defamatory’ documentary or face $1 billion lawsuit — Fox News
President Donald Trump’s legal team said the statements in a BBC documentary were
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Joe Biden must be thinking, "Damn, I could've made a fortune suing every news media outlet in the country and beyond for their coverage of me."
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The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
You mean work together with the guy that mocks Democratic leaders with Trump 2028 hats and posts videos of himself shitting on the American people?
That guy?
That guy?
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You mean work together with the guy that mocks Democratic leaders with Trump 2028 hats and posts videos of himself shitting on the American people?
That guy?
That guy?
Your move, Mikey.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Your move, Mikey.
Never forget who sold Americans out:
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Never forget who sold Americans out:
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
If this guy stood up and started reciting this gibberish on a plane the pilots would turn it around, land at the nearest airport, and he'd be escorted away for evaluation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If this guy stood up and started reciting this gibberish on a plane the pilots would turn it around, land at the nearest airport, and he'd be escorted away for evaluation.
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Here's an idea:
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Here's an idea:
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
These Dems voted yes:
🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
While this Republican voted no:
🔴 Rand Paul
Let that sink in for a minute.
🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
While this Republican voted no:
🔴 Rand Paul
Let that sink in for a minute.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
These Dems voted yes:
🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
While this Republican voted no:
🔴 Rand Paul
Let that sink in for a minute.
🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
While this Republican voted no:
🔴 Rand Paul
Let that sink in for a minute.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM