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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick
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Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.

MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.

Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
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Pass it on.
It's almost as if FDR was warning us specifically about this Trump regime.
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
pass it on...
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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The only people who are safe from Trump's weaponized DOJ, DHS, and FBI are his and Epstein's pedophile pals and business partners.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"Who gives a shit what Lindsey Graham thinks. I don't."
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
And here I thought I couldn't love Lady Gaga more 💙
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Reading the Epstein client list?

Heck, at this point I'd support Thomas Massie singing the Epstein client list while tap dancing to 'Salt Peanuts' by Dizzy Gillespie.
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So we know about the blanket.
But what ever happened to Kristi Noem's pacifier?
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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The 'truth' & 'republican' are like 'oil' & 'water'

They don't mix
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Eliminating EPA protections.
Cancelling HHS funding.
ICE shooting people in the streets.

Killing *people* is a priority for this Trump administration.
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Does Pam Bondi even know her job is to 'Serve and Protect' the public?
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Donald Trump has to go.
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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I'm kinda surprised Donald Trump hasn't called Pam Bondi a "nasty woman."
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Touché 🔥
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Gym Jordan should explain that to his boss Donald Trump -- the guy who pardoned all those insurrectionists who stormed into the Capitol and disrupted Congress on January 6th.
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Pam Bondi is clearly compromised.
To understand how horrible Pamela Jo Bondi is, remember she only has her current job as US Attorney General because she took a bribe from Donald Trump when she was Florida's Attorney General to drop an investigation into the obvious consumer fraud perpetrated by his scam called "Trump University."
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I remember ✋ pass it on...
Remember when Donald Trump yelled at Marjorie Taylor Greene and said releasing the Epstein files "Would hurt my friends!" so loud on speaker phone that her entire office heard him say it? I remember
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
During that congressional hearing today, Pam Bondi confirmed that pathological lying has spread throughout the Trump administration faster than measles spreads at a RFK Jr meat and ferments picnic.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Touché 🔥
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Their silence speaks volumes 🫧
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Hmm, what does this remind me of 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM