America is now a disaster.

Is 'Dr. Oz' even Mehmet's real name? Has anyone looked into this?

I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?

I guess a life of crime with Donald Trump really does pay off 🫧

Can we just do the midterms now?

America can't wait until next year.

Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."

Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"

Needless to say, math isn't a MAGA strong suit.
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...

My guess is nobody wanted to be anywhere near a Trump building.

Not surprising. Not surprising at all.

Tim Kaine clearly forgot to comb his hair after getting up from that
"first good night's sleep last night."

(Of course, who am I to judge someone's hair.)

Everything they say is "a load of BS."

I think that is, in fact, how Trump and his ilk refer to Jeffrey Dahmer.

In other words,
a convicted criminal is always gonna help other convicted criminals.

That's what criminals do.

Nope. Sorry. Didn't help at all, Mark 😡

Needless to say, math isn't a MAGA strong suit.
Or English.
Or reading.
Or writing.
Or history.
Or social studies.
Or civics.
Or critical thinking.
Or...

Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."

Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"

"Hundreds of billions of dollars in new breaks for big businesses and investors... contributing hundreds of billions of dollars to the federal deficit, on top of the trillions... already adding to the deficit..."

Sounds to me exactly like the fiscal policy of a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos.

*with the exception of colons and semi-colons

Oh, this was Jake Sherman. I thought it was Jake Tapper for a second.

Thank you, Adam 🙏

You've done your good deed for today 😉