Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
Oh, this was Jake Sherman. I thought it was Jake Tapper for a second.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh, this was Jake Sherman. I thought it was Jake Tapper for a second.
if you stare long enough into Ezra Klein's eyes you can see Uranus.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if you stare long enough into Ezra Klein's eyes you can see Uranus.
🏆 and the award for "Worst Democratic Party Leader Ever" goes to:
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
🏆 and the award for "Worst Democratic Party Leader Ever" goes to:
The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game
Your move, Mikey.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Your move, Mikey.
Never forget who sold Americans out:
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Never forget who sold Americans out:
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen
If this guy stood up and started reciting this gibberish on a plane the pilots would turn it around, land at the nearest airport, and he'd be escorted away for evaluation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If this guy stood up and started reciting this gibberish on a plane the pilots would turn it around, land at the nearest airport, and he'd be escorted away for evaluation.
Here's an idea:
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Here's an idea:
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
What does any of this have to do with the Epstein Files?
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What does any of this have to do with the Epstein Files?
Just as the NRA planned it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just as the NRA planned it.
*9th hole sand trap
DonOld falls asleep after the front nine.
DonOld falls asleep after the front nine.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*9th hole sand trap
DonOld falls asleep after the front nine.
DonOld falls asleep after the front nine.
One paints his face white 🫧 The other paints his face brown
Go figure 🤔
Go figure 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One paints his face white 🫧 The other paints his face brown
Go figure 🤔
Go figure 🤔
Trump was "getting handsy with somebody 20 years ago?"
Wait 'til Megyn Kelly sees what's in those Epstein Files.
Wait 'til Megyn Kelly sees what's in those Epstein Files.
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trump was "getting handsy with somebody 20 years ago?"
Wait 'til Megyn Kelly sees what's in those Epstein Files.
Wait 'til Megyn Kelly sees what's in those Epstein Files.
Yet they keep voting Republican 🤔 it's mind-boggling.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yet they keep voting Republican 🤔 it's mind-boggling.
Behold the False Prophet 🪞 words by Oliver Kornetzke
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Behold the False Prophet 🪞 words by Oliver Kornetzke
Hilarious!
Wrong on every single count.
This rocket scientist thinks Trump won, thinks Trump is saving America, thinks tariffs work, thinks Trump cares about human life, thinks Trump cares about legality, and thinks your Democrat mother is Melania.
Wrong on every single count.
This rocket scientist thinks Trump won, thinks Trump is saving America, thinks tariffs work, thinks Trump cares about human life, thinks Trump cares about legality, and thinks your Democrat mother is Melania.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hilarious!
Wrong on every single count.
This rocket scientist thinks Trump won, thinks Trump is saving America, thinks tariffs work, thinks Trump cares about human life, thinks Trump cares about legality, and thinks your Democrat mother is Melania.
Wrong on every single count.
This rocket scientist thinks Trump won, thinks Trump is saving America, thinks tariffs work, thinks Trump cares about human life, thinks Trump cares about legality, and thinks your Democrat mother is Melania.
The work of a true 'master builder' 🫧
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The work of a true 'master builder' 🫧
'Sleepy Joe' would like a word.
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
'Sleepy Joe' would like a word.
Mike Johnson's To-Do List:
1. Bring House Republicans back to work
2. Swear-in Adelita Grijalva
3. #releasethefiles
1. Bring House Republicans back to work
2. Swear-in Adelita Grijalva
3. #releasethefiles
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike Johnson's To-Do List:
1. Bring House Republicans back to work
2. Swear-in Adelita Grijalva
3. #releasethefiles
1. Bring House Republicans back to work
2. Swear-in Adelita Grijalva
3. #releasethefiles
You come up with that alternative yet, skippy?
Or you still at the "concept of a plan" stage?
Oh, and you still haven't shown the American people your taxes.
Or you still at the "concept of a plan" stage?
Oh, and you still haven't shown the American people your taxes.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You come up with that alternative yet, skippy?
Or you still at the "concept of a plan" stage?
Oh, and you still haven't shown the American people your taxes.
Or you still at the "concept of a plan" stage?
Oh, and you still haven't shown the American people your taxes.
BREAKING:
Scientists Have Pinpointed the Exact Year the US Supreme Court Died
Scientists Have Pinpointed the Exact Year the US Supreme Court Died
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
BREAKING:
Scientists Have Pinpointed the Exact Year the US Supreme Court Died
Scientists Have Pinpointed the Exact Year the US Supreme Court Died
Looking forward to his next article: "Why I Can't See Myself in the Mirror"
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Looking forward to his next article: "Why I Can't See Myself in the Mirror"