Chris Hates Geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
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Photo of Salvador Dalí, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, 📸 by @ctm_visualz
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Photo of Salvador Dalí, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, 📸 by @ctm_visualz
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last day to get early bird tickets, snap em up while they’re $5 cheaper!
blown away by our cast for Chronicles of Trevor and you will be too. show's on 9/27 and we are in the last week of early bird ticket sales! this is the cheapest they get!
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August 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
last day to get early bird tickets, snap em up while they’re $5 cheaper!
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster - defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
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August 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster - defector.com/james-dobson...
He will be missed. Just not by me, or anybody I respect.
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He will be missed. Just not by me, or anybody I respect.
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it's so funny that there's a famous "haunted doll" that people sincerely believe will kill you if you buy it or are rude to it or whatever. like there are adults, not even a small number of them, hundreds of thousands easily, who truly think a magic doll will kill you. they walk
among us and vote
among us and vote
August 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
it's so funny that there's a famous "haunted doll" that people sincerely believe will kill you if you buy it or are rude to it or whatever. like there are adults, not even a small number of them, hundreds of thousands easily, who truly think a magic doll will kill you. they walk
among us and vote
among us and vote
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As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
July 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
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"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
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Republicans: we don't need new gun laws, we just need to enforce the laws already on the books
Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
August 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Republicans: we don't need new gun laws, we just need to enforce the laws already on the books
Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
Frustrating has two hard "r"s in it. Please pronounce them. Thank you.
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Frustrating has two hard "r"s in it. Please pronounce them. Thank you.
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There's a correct answer here and we all know what it is. Come on. The fact I don't even have to say the right answer and you all know it tells you it's right
Bread is always good…. I don’t know what Cheesecake Factory does to that brown bread but it’s always good
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
June 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There's a correct answer here and we all know what it is. Come on. The fact I don't even have to say the right answer and you all know it tells you it's right
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My sister in law uses the cheddar bay mix to make sausage balls and jfc they're insane.
That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
June 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My sister in law uses the cheddar bay mix to make sausage balls and jfc they're insane.
That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
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...bed bug merch on the Dropout store when? 🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋
June 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
...bed bug merch on the Dropout store when? 🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋
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I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
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Jesus was really the chillest guy. They killed him and he was like, “yeah… but give them a break”
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Jesus was really the chillest guy. They killed him and he was like, “yeah… but give them a break”
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
I'm glad they gave him the TD, but Skipper's knee was down short.
December 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I'm glad they gave him the TD, but Skipper's knee was down short.
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Damn, even after his arrest they’re denying his coverage.
Luigi Mangione, the man charged with killing UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, did not have coverage from the Minnetonka-based health insurer, a company spokesperson confirmed.
Suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO did not have insurance coverage from the company
Minnetonka-based healthcare company confirmed the disclosure by New York police about suspect Luigi Mangione.
www.startribune.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Damn, even after his arrest they’re denying his coverage.
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Look, sure, Taylor Swift is more fit than I am. But is she wealthier? Also yes. More attractive? Of course. Had a larger impact on the global culture? Indubitably. Will be remembered and beloved after all mention of me has ceased and I've tumbled irrevocably into the dustbin of history? Absolutely.
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Look, sure, Taylor Swift is more fit than I am. But is she wealthier? Also yes. More attractive? Of course. Had a larger impact on the global culture? Indubitably. Will be remembered and beloved after all mention of me has ceased and I've tumbled irrevocably into the dustbin of history? Absolutely.
Kadarius Toney biffing it to seal a game?
Kirk Surprised GIF
Alt: Captain Kirk Surprised GIF
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December 8, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Kadarius Toney biffing it to seal a game?