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Chris Hates Geese
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No really, geese are assholes
he/him/any

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Republicans: we don't need new gun laws, we just need to enforce the laws already on the books

Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
August 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reposted by Chris Hates Geese
My sister in law uses the cheddar bay mix to make sausage balls and jfc they're insane.

That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
June 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese"
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He thought he was getting Josh Hartnett!
(He's a big fan of the Pearl Harbor movie.)
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM