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Chris Hates Geese
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No really, geese are assholes
he/him/any

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A meme featuring Hannibal Burgess. "Sword: requires years of study and training. Spear: Given the title 'king of weapons' by martial artists worldwide. Mace/Hannibal: "Wack." A comic of a man gazing at a dark orb. "Magic 8-ball, am I stupid?" The comic shifts perspective to reveal it is in fact a bowling ball. A meme of Chris Pratt looking befuddled. "The look on the kids' faces in kid's church when I tell them John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name:" Hand-drawn cartoon images of a blacksmith working at his forge. Four panel comic. P1: Yeah... I like blacksmithing P2: But I'm not _married_ to it! P3: (depiction of hammer strike) P4: (image of sword) Bastard Sword!
November 9, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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Image of news headline "Opinion: I'm a White Man. Hear Me Out."
October 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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shocked star trek captain kirk meme
September 21, 2023 at 2:15 AM