Chop Mo Bop
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when the butt thief is in town
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
when the butt thief is in town
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Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
September 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Makes you think
September 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Makes you think
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Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House
August 1, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House
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what's great is how multilayered a success this is. It won't win a single conservative voter and it greatly demoralizes a huge number of liberal voters, all while being morally indefensible and a treaty violation.
President Biden announced an executive order on Tuesday to essentially block asylum at the U.S.-Mexico border, a major shift in how the U.S. has historically handled claims for protection. Here’s how it will work.
How Biden’s Asylum Order Works
The president issued an executive order that essentially blocks asylum claims at the southern border, a major shift in how the United States has handled claims for protection.
www.nytimes.com
June 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
what's great is how multilayered a success this is. It won't win a single conservative voter and it greatly demoralizes a huge number of liberal voters, all while being morally indefensible and a treaty violation.
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spent all day explaining to my kids teachers that she is forbidden from learning about Anne Frank because of what it did to the guy from neutral milk hotel
May 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
spent all day explaining to my kids teachers that she is forbidden from learning about Anne Frank because of what it did to the guy from neutral milk hotel
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Actually, it sounds like it's working great to me. The price for getting your timeshare servant to drive a single coffee to your house should be $26
Seattle law mandating higher delivery driver pay is a disaster
Just two weeks after the law went into effect, Seattleites had to contend with $26 coffees and $32 sandwiches.
reason.com
March 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Actually, it sounds like it's working great to me. The price for getting your timeshare servant to drive a single coffee to your house should be $26
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It's true that every major victory for Republicans in my lifetime has been a complete disaster for this country but Dems winning hasn't done anything to unwind the damage, just an endless one-way ratchet of authoritarianism bsky.app/profile/rinc...
"this is the most important election of our lifetimes" every election forever is both a joke and not actually wrong
February 28, 2024 at 11:18 PM
It's true that every major victory for Republicans in my lifetime has been a complete disaster for this country but Dems winning hasn't done anything to unwind the damage, just an endless one-way ratchet of authoritarianism bsky.app/profile/rinc...
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It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
December 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
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imagine there are three candidates on the ballot, one is 99% Hitler, another is 100% Hitler, and the last is 101% Hitler. this is known as the centrist’s dilemma
November 14, 2023 at 4:09 PM
imagine there are three candidates on the ballot, one is 99% Hitler, another is 100% Hitler, and the last is 101% Hitler. this is known as the centrist’s dilemma
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Yes, we made $80 billion profit last year, which was 149% up from the previous year. But our target was 150%, so as a result, we are laying off 50% of the workforce and replacing all our raw materials with cardboard
October 16, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Yes, we made $80 billion profit last year, which was 149% up from the previous year. But our target was 150%, so as a result, we are laying off 50% of the workforce and replacing all our raw materials with cardboard
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cole slaw is kimchi that got censored so it could be sold at a christian grocery store
October 16, 2023 at 2:16 PM
cole slaw is kimchi that got censored so it could be sold at a christian grocery store
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The 20th Century was not that great, which is why all furniture from that time period is referred to as “mid-century”.
October 9, 2023 at 3:43 AM
The 20th Century was not that great, which is why all furniture from that time period is referred to as “mid-century”.
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The ringleader behind a huge operation of organized retail thefts wasn't a homeless junkie or immigrant cartel guy but a Florida pastor selling stolen power tools on eBay (gift link) www.wsj.com/business/ret...
Home Depot Tracked a Crime Ring and Found an Unusual Suspect
Law-enforcement personnel and retailers put more resources toward investigating resale operations they say are built on stolen products
www.wsj.com
October 9, 2023 at 6:21 PM
The ringleader behind a huge operation of organized retail thefts wasn't a homeless junkie or immigrant cartel guy but a Florida pastor selling stolen power tools on eBay (gift link) www.wsj.com/business/ret...
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that was the worst shutout braves fans have been subjected to since january 6 failed
October 8, 2023 at 1:46 AM
that was the worst shutout braves fans have been subjected to since january 6 failed
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*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* hey bro you should charge your milk
October 6, 2023 at 9:46 PM
*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* hey bro you should charge your milk
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(jimmy stewart playing a mario game) why that fella’s a little mushrum
September 30, 2023 at 9:34 PM
(jimmy stewart playing a mario game) why that fella’s a little mushrum
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have you ever been so divorced you wear your cowboy hat backwards
September 29, 2023 at 6:24 PM
have you ever been so divorced you wear your cowboy hat backwards