Dan (jolly version)
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Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry
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Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry
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On what step does this fall apart in real life? I think even making it to Phase 1, step 3 is generous
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November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
On what step does this fall apart in real life? I think even making it to Phase 1, step 3 is generous
This morning I heard a host on the classical music station chastising listeners for reacting with "hysteria" while she was out for a week on a planned vacation. Like apparently everyone was calling the station asking if she was dead or something
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This morning I heard a host on the classical music station chastising listeners for reacting with "hysteria" while she was out for a week on a planned vacation. Like apparently everyone was calling the station asking if she was dead or something
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Deciding what to post this morning...
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Deciding what to post this morning...
I'm rewatching Twin Peaks and I completely forgot about this season 2 subplot where Catherine is in disguise as a Japanese man 😬
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm rewatching Twin Peaks and I completely forgot about this season 2 subplot where Catherine is in disguise as a Japanese man 😬
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was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
Doc's right, it is getting
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Doc's right, it is getting
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Farting beside you
Here in the dark
Here in the dark
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Farting beside you
Here in the dark
Here in the dark
Me on my death bed: "I wish I could have frittered and wasted the hours in an offhand way a lot more than I did"
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me on my death bed: "I wish I could have frittered and wasted the hours in an offhand way a lot more than I did"
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day" Uh yeah dude that's like my favorite thing to do
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day" Uh yeah dude that's like my favorite thing to do
Good morning friends and others
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good morning friends and others
My tiktok algo is pretty good but occasionally it throws me some bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My tiktok algo is pretty good but occasionally it throws me some bullshit
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A lot of you are worried about Twin Peaks when you should be worried about Twink Imps
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of you are worried about Twin Peaks when you should be worried about Twink Imps
bruh
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
bruh
Do baseball see an extremely specific stat like this and go "YES dude!"?
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do baseball see an extremely specific stat like this and go "YES dude!"?
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
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November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Masculinity and femininity are bullshit subjective nonsense. They are not things that need "protected." Anyone should be able to act however they want as long as they are not hurting others. Who gives a shit if "our young men act masculine" or whatever? What fucking century is this?!?
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Masculinity and femininity are bullshit subjective nonsense. They are not things that need "protected." Anyone should be able to act however they want as long as they are not hurting others. Who gives a shit if "our young men act masculine" or whatever? What fucking century is this?!?
For a nominal fee, I will badger you relentlessly like Stanley Kubrick until you look like Shelley Duvall
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
For a nominal fee, I will badger you relentlessly like Stanley Kubrick until you look like Shelley Duvall
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The political conviction I hold most strongly - the belief that structures my life - is that the lemonade salesman from Duck Soup deserved everything he got. He was guilty of the worst crime of all, which is that he couldn't hang. He couldn't do bits.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The political conviction I hold most strongly - the belief that structures my life - is that the lemonade salesman from Duck Soup deserved everything he got. He was guilty of the worst crime of all, which is that he couldn't hang. He couldn't do bits.
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Ace Attorney Anthology is $26.99 on US PSN buff.ly/om867qZ
(Steam) $21.65 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/675fVEt
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November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ace Attorney Anthology is $26.99 on US PSN buff.ly/om867qZ
(Steam) $21.65 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/675fVEt
(Steam) $21.65 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/675fVEt
Imagine being such a monster that you say "Let the kids starve" so you can save $500 a year despite being rich
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Imagine being such a monster that you say "Let the kids starve" so you can save $500 a year despite being rich
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.