Chris H
@chocks.bsky.social
School IT by day; Games, Lego, NUFC, Flight Sims, Home Servers/self hosted stuff and crime fighting* by night.
*not that much crime fighting to be honest.
*not that much crime fighting to be honest.
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BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
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JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
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SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
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SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
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SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
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SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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🎃 As it’s almost Hallowe’en what better than switching on the #Commodore #VIC20 and loading up a great little game “Pumpkid” by @hewco.uk and sold by @futurewas8bit.bsky.social
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
October 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🎃 As it’s almost Hallowe’en what better than switching on the #Commodore #VIC20 and loading up a great little game “Pumpkid” by @hewco.uk and sold by @futurewas8bit.bsky.social
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
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Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me I’ll get ‘left behind’ if I’m not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me I’ll get ‘left behind’ if I’m not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
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Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
October 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
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This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ alt-text on this one lads.
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Imagine sticking your ensign on this thing and actually admitting it's yours???
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ alt-text on this one lads.
No notes.
No notes.
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Safe travels Bob
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
Alt: Robert Redford looking as manly as is humanly possible, giving a nod
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Safe travels Bob
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Saved myself some money here as my inner monologue already does this for me.
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy. www.wired.com/story/i-hate...
I Hate My Friend
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy.
www.wired.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Saved myself some money here as my inner monologue already does this for me.
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This is my flag.
August 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is my flag.
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On the day the government orders a clampdown on bad driving, JD Vance and hi entourage drive down the wrong side of a Cotswold street
August 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On the day the government orders a clampdown on bad driving, JD Vance and hi entourage drive down the wrong side of a Cotswold street
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Woah, the Geordie Border Force are here. Passports oot lads.
June 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Woah, the Geordie Border Force are here. Passports oot lads.
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Ok which of you wrote this?
June 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Ok which of you wrote this?
At ten years old I won the Space Transporter in a competition in my local paper. I've *never* been as happy as the day I got the letter telling me I'd won.
1982: Space Toys and Space Accessories from LEGO
(+Delta 1 Explorer & shuttle; X15 satellite launcher; Space cruiser and moonbase; Mercury surveyor; Mobile rocket launcher; Spacecraft launcher; Command centre; Mobile tracking station; Space transporter; Inspection spacecraft, and more)
(+Delta 1 Explorer & shuttle; X15 satellite launcher; Space cruiser and moonbase; Mercury surveyor; Mobile rocket launcher; Spacecraft launcher; Command centre; Mobile tracking station; Space transporter; Inspection spacecraft, and more)
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
At ten years old I won the Space Transporter in a competition in my local paper. I've *never* been as happy as the day I got the letter telling me I'd won.