Grey Eye Magpie
@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social
My name is Chris and I'm a Newcastle United fan
I like other stuff too, but that's not important right now
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I like other stuff too, but that's not important right now
🟰⬛⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️NU⬛️FC⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛🟰
So, I sent Eddie and the team my email about how they need to score more goals to win games to get more points
Surprised they haven't thought of it before
They never reply but that's to be expected, it even says in their email address "no reply" which is nice to set my expectations like that #NUFC
Surprised they haven't thought of it before
They never reply but that's to be expected, it even says in their email address "no reply" which is nice to set my expectations like that #NUFC
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So, I sent Eddie and the team my email about how they need to score more goals to win games to get more points
Surprised they haven't thought of it before
They never reply but that's to be expected, it even says in their email address "no reply" which is nice to set my expectations like that #NUFC
Surprised they haven't thought of it before
They never reply but that's to be expected, it even says in their email address "no reply" which is nice to set my expectations like that #NUFC
More throw away grist from the #NUFC rumour mill:
ndiaye
mateta
pierre kalulu
Samu Aghehowa
Hayden Hackney
McTominay
arden jashari
Ricci
Tomori
Ederson
Pedro (zenit)
Oscar mingueza
Igor Thiago
ndiaye
mateta
pierre kalulu
Samu Aghehowa
Hayden Hackney
McTominay
arden jashari
Ricci
Tomori
Ederson
Pedro (zenit)
Oscar mingueza
Igor Thiago
Additional names from recent rumours:
Sorloth
Loftus-Cheek
Josh King
Ansu Fati
Elliot Anderson
Noah Atubolu
Murillo
Joel Ordonez
Rayan
Sorloth
Loftus-Cheek
Josh King
Ansu Fati
Elliot Anderson
Noah Atubolu
Murillo
Joel Ordonez
Rayan
#nufc Not gonna bore you with all the screenshot rubbish but keeping a little list of players (silly rumours included) we're being linked with:
Endrick
Camavinga
Van Hecke
Frattesi
Reuben Neves
Kaio Jorge
Locatelli
Oihan Sancet
Kees Smit
Konstantinos Karetsas
Arda Guler
Mainoo
Ter Stegan
Endrick
Camavinga
Van Hecke
Frattesi
Reuben Neves
Kaio Jorge
Locatelli
Oihan Sancet
Kees Smit
Konstantinos Karetsas
Arda Guler
Mainoo
Ter Stegan
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
More throw away grist from the #NUFC rumour mill:
ndiaye
mateta
pierre kalulu
Samu Aghehowa
Hayden Hackney
McTominay
arden jashari
Ricci
Tomori
Ederson
Pedro (zenit)
Oscar mingueza
Igor Thiago
ndiaye
mateta
pierre kalulu
Samu Aghehowa
Hayden Hackney
McTominay
arden jashari
Ricci
Tomori
Ederson
Pedro (zenit)
Oscar mingueza
Igor Thiago
Simon thinks we'll be fine
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Simon thinks we'll be fine
At least city won't sit in a low block against us. The games we looked a little bit like our old selves were maybe Liverpool Barca Spurs - teams that wanted to have a go at us and the games went a bit end-2-end (even though we lost 2 of them) #NUFC
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
At least city won't sit in a low block against us. The games we looked a little bit like our old selves were maybe Liverpool Barca Spurs - teams that wanted to have a go at us and the games went a bit end-2-end (even though we lost 2 of them) #NUFC
Hope he gets a well earned rest and misses City's next game 🤝 😉
Per @fbref.com, only five players have recorded the following in a Premier League game (since 2017/18):
✪ 3+ shots on target
✪ 3+ key passes
✪ 3+ passes into penalty area
✪ 3+ carries into penalty area
✪ 3+ successful take-ons
✪ 3+ fouls won
Jérémy Doku is the youngest.
✪ 3+ shots on target
✪ 3+ key passes
✪ 3+ passes into penalty area
✪ 3+ carries into penalty area
✪ 3+ successful take-ons
✪ 3+ fouls won
Jérémy Doku is the youngest.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Hope he gets a well earned rest and misses City's next game 🤝 😉
Who from the 1st team squad is not away with their country?
Ramsdale
Botman
Schar
Tripps
Joelinton
Ramsey
Willock
Miley(?)
Murphy
Barnes
Osula (inj?)
Wissa (inj?)
Just wondering who Eddie gets to train with for next two weeks #NUFC
Ramsdale
Botman
Schar
Tripps
Joelinton
Ramsey
Willock
Miley(?)
Murphy
Barnes
Osula (inj?)
Wissa (inj?)
Just wondering who Eddie gets to train with for next two weeks #NUFC
Tonali only playing 1 of the Itay games this break is good for us fitness/tiredness wise
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Who from the 1st team squad is not away with their country?
Ramsdale
Botman
Schar
Tripps
Joelinton
Ramsey
Willock
Miley(?)
Murphy
Barnes
Osula (inj?)
Wissa (inj?)
Just wondering who Eddie gets to train with for next two weeks #NUFC
Ramsdale
Botman
Schar
Tripps
Joelinton
Ramsey
Willock
Miley(?)
Murphy
Barnes
Osula (inj?)
Wissa (inj?)
Just wondering who Eddie gets to train with for next two weeks #NUFC
Tonali only playing 1 of the Itay games this break is good for us fitness/tiredness wise
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Tonali only playing 1 of the Itay games this break is good for us fitness/tiredness wise
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
Also, the fact he's so crucial to Italy that they're resting him to avoid being banned for any play-off is another good sign 👍
#NUFC
I'm becoming radicalised
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I'm becoming radicalised
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🚨 Zinedine Zidane when asked about coaching a new team: “It will happen soon, very soon”.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🚨 Zinedine Zidane when asked about coaching a new team: “It will happen soon, very soon”.
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Ever dreamed of a Vice City inspired Midfield Maestro illustration?
No?...
Well, no one asked to be two points off relegation after eleven games, yet here we are.
New print now available 👇 😎 #nufc
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
No?...
Well, no one asked to be two points off relegation after eleven games, yet here we are.
New print now available 👇 😎 #nufc
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ever dreamed of a Vice City inspired Midfield Maestro illustration?
No?...
Well, no one asked to be two points off relegation after eleven games, yet here we are.
New print now available 👇 😎 #nufc
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
No?...
Well, no one asked to be two points off relegation after eleven games, yet here we are.
New print now available 👇 😎 #nufc
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
The Hall & Livramento thing has been lodged in my brain for a year. We don't function as well without them defensively or offensively
We really need depth there. Tripps and Burns practically deserve statues but they can't be our depth at full back for much longer
#NUFC
We really need depth there. Tripps and Burns practically deserve statues but they can't be our depth at full back for much longer
#NUFC
literally a EPL record. Tino and Hall seem to me to be absolute cornerstones to Eddie's system and the perfect complimentary fullback pair for how he likes us to play. I feel sometimes they're the most important part of our game.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Hall & Livramento thing has been lodged in my brain for a year. We don't function as well without them defensively or offensively
We really need depth there. Tripps and Burns practically deserve statues but they can't be our depth at full back for much longer
#NUFC
We really need depth there. Tripps and Burns practically deserve statues but they can't be our depth at full back for much longer
#NUFC
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I was telling City fans in the summer that Tino would never be allowed to leave
I said Hall & Tino were more important to the way we play than Isak
I really think our midfield 3 works best (as long as J7 is there) when we have Tino and Hall on. We can survive without one coz of Tripps quality
I said Hall & Tino were more important to the way we play than Isak
I really think our midfield 3 works best (as long as J7 is there) when we have Tino and Hall on. We can survive without one coz of Tripps quality
I know it was late in the game but again the midfield 3 played straight through the middle and then no where near to claim the second ball after burns tackle on edge of box #nufc
October 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I was telling City fans in the summer that Tino would never be allowed to leave
I said Hall & Tino were more important to the way we play than Isak
I really think our midfield 3 works best (as long as J7 is there) when we have Tino and Hall on. We can survive without one coz of Tripps quality
I said Hall & Tino were more important to the way we play than Isak
I really think our midfield 3 works best (as long as J7 is there) when we have Tino and Hall on. We can survive without one coz of Tripps quality
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I am dying to have Tino and Hall back as our starting fullbacks. I know Tripps is a leader with great ball delivery but we're so much more in control with Hall.
September 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I am dying to have Tino and Hall back as our starting fullbacks. I know Tripps is a leader with great ball delivery but we're so much more in control with Hall.
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Our young fullbacks have been outstanding this season IMO, and they will be critical against Liverpool on Wednesday considering their attacking threat down the flanks
Huge test for the young lads but they've done well so far..
#NUFC
Huge test for the young lads but they've done well so far..
#NUFC
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Our young fullbacks have been outstanding this season IMO, and they will be critical against Liverpool on Wednesday considering their attacking threat down the flanks
Huge test for the young lads but they've done well so far..
#NUFC
Huge test for the young lads but they've done well so far..
#NUFC
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We're really reliant on our fullbacks at the moment when playing out - that's a lot of responsibility on Tino and Hall who are still young. Think they've done brilliantly!
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
We're really reliant on our fullbacks at the moment when playing out - that's a lot of responsibility on Tino and Hall who are still young. Think they've done brilliantly!
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Sandro Tonalis Ultimate XI:
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sandro Tonalis Ultimate XI:
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We are United - STACK Event
27 November 2025
Fans have the chance to put their questions directly to CEO David Hopkinson & Sporting Director Ross Wilson
To register interest to attend in person/online click here ⤵️
book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/categori…
27 November 2025
Fans have the chance to put their questions directly to CEO David Hopkinson & Sporting Director Ross Wilson
To register interest to attend in person/online click here ⤵️
book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/categori…
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We are United - STACK Event
27 November 2025
Fans have the chance to put their questions directly to CEO David Hopkinson & Sporting Director Ross Wilson
To register interest to attend in person/online click here ⤵️
book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/categori…
27 November 2025
Fans have the chance to put their questions directly to CEO David Hopkinson & Sporting Director Ross Wilson
To register interest to attend in person/online click here ⤵️
book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/categori…
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Eddie Howe 'takes responsibility' after Newcastle 'let everybody down' with 3-1 defeat at Brentford - fanbanter.co.uk/eddie-howe-t...
#rovers #bristolcity #cafc #pusb #dcfc #dcfcfans #hcafc #itfc #lcfc #boro #utb #millwall #ncfc #oufc #pompey #pnefc #qpr #twitterblades #sufc #swfc #saintsfc #wxmafc
#rovers #bristolcity #cafc #pusb #dcfc #dcfcfans #hcafc #itfc #lcfc #boro #utb #millwall #ncfc #oufc #pompey #pnefc #qpr #twitterblades #sufc #swfc #saintsfc #wxmafc
Eddie Howe 'takes responsibility' after Newcastle 'let everybody down' with 3-1 defeat at Brentford - Fan Banter
Eddie Howe ‘takes responsibility’ after his Newcastle side ‘let everybody down’ with a 3-1 defeat at Brentford on Sunday. Harvey Barnes had given Newcastle the lead, but Kevin Schade equalised after t...
fanbanter.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Away from #NUFC business, it looks like a City v Arsenal title race this year eh? City went through their refresh last season and look fairly scary again
wouldn't wanna be the next team to play them... 😳
wouldn't wanna be the next team to play them... 😳
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Away from #NUFC business, it looks like a City v Arsenal title race this year eh? City went through their refresh last season and look fairly scary again
wouldn't wanna be the next team to play them... 😳
wouldn't wanna be the next team to play them... 😳
Also, having Nick as a deeper forward who is the fulcrum for all our play will allow is to congest the middle of the park - Bruno, Nick, Hall, and Sandro to a lesser extent all are happy in tight spaces, wriggling through or drawing fouls.
This should draw the opponents defence forwards also
#NUFC
This should draw the opponents defence forwards also
#NUFC
Craig Hope suggesting in his latest that Nick is the "missing piece if someone's puzzle, but not ours" but if we still had Isak we'd look even worse IMO
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Also, having Nick as a deeper forward who is the fulcrum for all our play will allow is to congest the middle of the park - Bruno, Nick, Hall, and Sandro to a lesser extent all are happy in tight spaces, wriggling through or drawing fouls.
This should draw the opponents defence forwards also
#NUFC
This should draw the opponents defence forwards also
#NUFC
Craig Hope suggesting in his latest that Nick is the "missing piece if someone's puzzle, but not ours" but if we still had Isak we'd look even worse IMO
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Craig Hope suggesting in his latest that Nick is the "missing piece if someone's puzzle, but not ours" but if we still had Isak we'd look even worse IMO
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We
We have faced the 2nd highest amount of low block of any team in the league, the old 'run into space behind' hasn't worked since March
#NUFC
We