Not Charles Nelson Reilly
@charlesnelsonmaybe.bsky.social
(I am actually Charles Nelson Reilly, just don’t tell anyone, ok?)
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
Pinned
Chapter One of my silly travelogue has concluded, so this will just be an interlude of disconnected blather until we cross the ocean. We’re still making it to Stonehenge, though. Make no mistake.
I’m sorry I ever doubted you, Palmolive. You are a very effective dishwashing soap. I just could never convince myself that olives had palms but hey what do I know.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m sorry I ever doubted you, Palmolive. You are a very effective dishwashing soap. I just could never convince myself that olives had palms but hey what do I know.
That point where screaming into the void has become drooling into the abyss. I could probably write a story about that. Oh well, let’s see what everyone’s up to on Reddit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
That point where screaming into the void has become drooling into the abyss. I could probably write a story about that. Oh well, let’s see what everyone’s up to on Reddit.
Writing an hour long album on GarageBand (that hardly anyone ever heard) and creating an entire D&D 5e setting, campaign, sourcebook, and modified ruleset (that of course never actually got used but so what). I look back on that as the most creatively fertile period of my entire life.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Writing an hour long album on GarageBand (that hardly anyone ever heard) and creating an entire D&D 5e setting, campaign, sourcebook, and modified ruleset (that of course never actually got used but so what). I look back on that as the most creatively fertile period of my entire life.
Just watched “The Monkey” and Osgood Perkins is a very good film director
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just watched “The Monkey” and Osgood Perkins is a very good film director
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Shitposting is not a disorder!
exciting news! the APA reached out, and they wanna use some of my posts in the DSM-6
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shitposting is not a disorder!
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Opportune moment for a reminder: if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't
Another time to discuss the difference between "not guilty" and "innocent"
BREAKING: An Ohio officer has been acquitted of murder in the 2023 shooting death of Ta'Kiya Young, a pregnant Black mother accused of shoplifting.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Opportune moment for a reminder: if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't
Every picture tells a story: donut
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every picture tells a story: donut
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Hey, look. French people. How about that
-Did you mean to mutilate that guy
-Jumping out of stuff
-Well-considered aphorisms over a nice meal
-Airplane
-Hey, look. French people. How about that
-Did you mean to mutilate that guy
-Jumping out of stuff
-Well-considered aphorisms over a nice meal
-Airplane
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Hey, look. French people. How about that
-Did you mean to mutilate that guy
-Jumping out of stuff
-Well-considered aphorisms over a nice meal
-Airplane
-Hey, look. French people. How about that
-Did you mean to mutilate that guy
-Jumping out of stuff
-Well-considered aphorisms over a nice meal
-Airplane
Trying to only say nice things on the internet for as long as I can. Wish me luck
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Trying to only say nice things on the internet for as long as I can. Wish me luck
Long internet discussions between strangers about how much coleslaw everyone likes to eat in one sitting
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Long internet discussions between strangers about how much coleslaw everyone likes to eat in one sitting
I can’t get drunk any more so now I just make myself get very very tired and refuse to go to sleep instead. I have become seven years old again.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I can’t get drunk any more so now I just make myself get very very tired and refuse to go to sleep instead. I have become seven years old again.
I’m losing my hearing and it’s honestly making my life more entertaining. I overheard “Randy Johnson, Police Carcass” from the other room while an episode of law and order was playing and I will now write a novel based around that character
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m losing my hearing and it’s honestly making my life more entertaining. I overheard “Randy Johnson, Police Carcass” from the other room while an episode of law and order was playing and I will now write a novel based around that character
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joke fact checkers: who damaged you
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
joke fact checkers: who damaged you
Can’t get back to sleep at 8 in the morning? Walk down to the beach and go for a swim. It won’t help you sleep but at least you’ll be covered in ocean water
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Can’t get back to sleep at 8 in the morning? Walk down to the beach and go for a swim. It won’t help you sleep but at least you’ll be covered in ocean water
EVERYBODY SHUT UP. Deep dive time. Get in.
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
EVERYBODY SHUT UP. Deep dive time. Get in.
Is it bad I kind of want a salad shooter
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is it bad I kind of want a salad shooter
3 years with someone, and you JUST now find out they love absurdly pulpy orange juice as much as you do, when you kinda thought you were the only one. Here’s to you, @brettsometimes.bsky.social . You’re the beacon of my heart. Let’s chew our beverages together forever.
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
3 years with someone, and you JUST now find out they love absurdly pulpy orange juice as much as you do, when you kinda thought you were the only one. Here’s to you, @brettsometimes.bsky.social . You’re the beacon of my heart. Let’s chew our beverages together forever.
Please no one ask how my fan letter to Fannie Flagg went. My partner and I wrote it together and it was very kind and appreciative but we never heard back. I still choose to live in a world where she might someday respond
October 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Please no one ask how my fan letter to Fannie Flagg went. My partner and I wrote it together and it was very kind and appreciative but we never heard back. I still choose to live in a world where she might someday respond
Once you notice how many extra vowels and letters Sting includes in the word “barley” in “Fields of Gold” you can never really unhear it.
“Bowharhleye…”
why, Sting. why
“Bowharhleye…”
why, Sting. why
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Once you notice how many extra vowels and letters Sting includes in the word “barley” in “Fields of Gold” you can never really unhear it.
“Bowharhleye…”
why, Sting. why
“Bowharhleye…”
why, Sting. why
Just found out Colleen Camp (Yvette the Maid from “Clue”) was in an episode of “Tales From The Darkside” in 1985 with KAREEM ADBUL-JABBAR and I gotta say I’m feeling pretty good about that one.
October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just found out Colleen Camp (Yvette the Maid from “Clue”) was in an episode of “Tales From The Darkside” in 1985 with KAREEM ADBUL-JABBAR and I gotta say I’m feeling pretty good about that one.
my epitaph
he died doing what he loved: being first in the clown car
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my epitaph
Jumping 2: Conclusions Boogaloo
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Jumping 2: Conclusions Boogaloo
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Social media sucks sometimes.
October 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Social media sucks sometimes.
EVERYBODY HANG ON:
I just - someone wrote the words “as edgy as a circle” in re: how they thought they were an “edgelord” when younger, but then realized they were soft. I get that.
My question is don’t all shapes have edges
Isn’t that how you define a shape
I don’t know if I’m right
Help
I just - someone wrote the words “as edgy as a circle” in re: how they thought they were an “edgelord” when younger, but then realized they were soft. I get that.
My question is don’t all shapes have edges
Isn’t that how you define a shape
I don’t know if I’m right
Help
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
EVERYBODY HANG ON:
I just - someone wrote the words “as edgy as a circle” in re: how they thought they were an “edgelord” when younger, but then realized they were soft. I get that.
My question is don’t all shapes have edges
Isn’t that how you define a shape
I don’t know if I’m right
Help
I just - someone wrote the words “as edgy as a circle” in re: how they thought they were an “edgelord” when younger, but then realized they were soft. I get that.
My question is don’t all shapes have edges
Isn’t that how you define a shape
I don’t know if I’m right
Help
Deerhoof - Snoopy Waves - Juan's Basement
YouTube video by Pitchfork
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM