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· Aug 28
It's pretty crazy how we drown our used food before sending it downtown.
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When I was a teenage military brat in the 80s I thought I was a republican.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
When I was a teenage military brat in the 80s I thought I was a republican.
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The internet doesn't seem to know that LimitNOFILESoft is not actually a systemd unit attribute.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The internet doesn't seem to know that LimitNOFILESoft is not actually a systemd unit attribute.
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Delivery, Shoes, Fiver, Step-up, The Godfather, Batcon, McMahon, (Big) Shooter, Gunny, (Dirty) Looks, Big O, The Harpooner, Scratch, Flush, P-Ninety-Five, MAX_INT, Single D, Double T, The Boat, The Intern, The Goalie, Porkchop, The Executive, Ett-Cee, Stacks, Drift, Hef, …
October 29, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Delivery, Shoes, Fiver, Step-up, The Godfather, Batcon, McMahon, (Big) Shooter, Gunny, (Dirty) Looks, Big O, The Harpooner, Scratch, Flush, P-Ninety-Five, MAX_INT, Single D, Double T, The Boat, The Intern, The Goalie, Porkchop, The Executive, Ett-Cee, Stacks, Drift, Hef, …
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In the Mary Poppins Uncle Albert scene, Mary should have had the best, most killer joke that puts everyone else in their place.
November 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
In the Mary Poppins Uncle Albert scene, Mary should have had the best, most killer joke that puts everyone else in their place.
Grind, Baby. Grind.
Graby.
Graby.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Grind, Baby. Grind.
Graby.
Graby.
Cheeseball, cheeseball, popcorn, popcorn, nacho, nacho, nut.
Harry Hill Really Likes The Lining | Letterman
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January 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Cheeseball, cheeseball, popcorn, popcorn, nacho, nacho, nut.
Jo Nesbo is the guy the Jizz Wailers call when Max Rebo has to back out of a show.
“Jo Nesbo’s Detective Hole” should not be a Netflix series, it should be a dive bar frequented by cops and crime writers
January 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Jo Nesbo is the guy the Jizz Wailers call when Max Rebo has to back out of a show.
OH: "I've got to see if I'm here."
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
OH: "I've got to see if I'm here."
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"Do I owe you fifty grand?"
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 AM
"Do I owe you fifty grand?"
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I could totally do this guy's job. Been training all my life for it. And I didn't even study the classics at Dartmouth.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I could totally do this guy's job. Been training all my life for it. And I didn't even study the classics at Dartmouth.
"If ya can't Donald Duck it, fuck it."
~ @idolatrare.bsky.social
~ @idolatrare.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 AM
"If ya can't Donald Duck it, fuck it."
~ @idolatrare.bsky.social
~ @idolatrare.bsky.social
"Earn cash every time you get gas"
Releasing a big one to collect some moolah.
Releasing a big one to collect some moolah.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 AM
"Earn cash every time you get gas"
Releasing a big one to collect some moolah.
Releasing a big one to collect some moolah.
"Blues Brothers 2000" is a terrible movie. The musical numbers are too long. The car chases and pileups are inappropriately gratuitous. There's too much "magic". It's much easier to suspend disbelief when watching "The Blues Brothers".
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
"Blues Brothers 2000" is a terrible movie. The musical numbers are too long. The car chases and pileups are inappropriately gratuitous. There's too much "magic". It's much easier to suspend disbelief when watching "The Blues Brothers".
Imagine hearing from your kid, "You both violated people's rights AND put your family at risk by doing it? You're a double loser, daddy."
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Imagine hearing from your kid, "You both violated people's rights AND put your family at risk by doing it? You're a double loser, daddy."
You know, you don't need to think ahead or do good work. It doesn't matter.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
You know, you don't need to think ahead or do good work. It doesn't matter.
It's not exactly Mai Tais and Yahtzee out here.
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It's not exactly Mai Tais and Yahtzee out here.
Isn't the point of the AI that it can do the work, and then if it's doing the work the people don't need training?
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Isn't the point of the AI that it can do the work, and then if it's doing the work the people don't need training?
The early 90s were all like "And now for the conclusion of 'Chickenshit Cocksucker', on the WGN Weekend Movie".
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The early 90s were all like "And now for the conclusion of 'Chickenshit Cocksucker', on the WGN Weekend Movie".
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The Man With The Golden Gun has a flying car, which is just a car with wings and jet engine strapped to the top of it. This is probably the purest form of flying car.
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The Man With The Golden Gun has a flying car, which is just a car with wings and jet engine strapped to the top of it. This is probably the purest form of flying car.
We'll make it up on volume of zeros.
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
We'll make it up on volume of zeros.
Solid assessment. 10/10. No notes.
Reliable Signals of Honest Intent
It's better if the message comes in an expensive box.
zanlib.dev
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Solid assessment. 10/10. No notes.
The internet doesn't seem to know that LimitNOFILESoft is not actually a systemd unit attribute.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The internet doesn't seem to know that LimitNOFILESoft is not actually a systemd unit attribute.
Let's pass a law saying the law is the law. And then another one saying that laws must be followed. Just to make it clear.
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Let's pass a law saying the law is the law. And then another one saying that laws must be followed. Just to make it clear.
There is what appears to be a military plane circling the bay north of SF (GGB, Alcatraz and Angel Island area) that isn't showing on flightradar24. Seeing such a plane isn't rare, but the circling isn't common.
January 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
There is what appears to be a military plane circling the bay north of SF (GGB, Alcatraz and Angel Island area) that isn't showing on flightradar24. Seeing such a plane isn't rare, but the circling isn't common.