thwarted🥪
@thwarted.bsky.social
An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Fabulist • Pocket Sandwich inventor
WTF, this flow doesn't actually exist. There is no "Google" entry in the "Settings App".
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
WTF, this flow doesn't actually exist. There is no "Google" entry in the "Settings App".
Assembling the team.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Assembling the team.
Oh, they're still generating these?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh, they're still generating these?
Why is rpcinfo printing the 16-bit port numbers as two 8-bit integers? wtf
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why is rpcinfo printing the 16-bit port numbers as two 8-bit integers? wtf
Sit on my meat face.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sit on my meat face.
Out of the way Rudolph, there's a new, blue light to guide the way this Christmas.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Out of the way Rudolph, there's a new, blue light to guide the way this Christmas.
I'm rocking these bad boys.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm rocking these bad boys.
This is the most confusing presentation possible. Boost the cardiovascular age? The last sentence is worded as if the goal is to die sooner. "You'll never meet that goal of death if you don't increase your physical stress level!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is the most confusing presentation possible. Boost the cardiovascular age? The last sentence is worded as if the goal is to die sooner. "You'll never meet that goal of death if you don't increase your physical stress level!"
Shrimp Night.
To night.
To night.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Shrimp Night.
To night.
To night.
The Snoopy Cir-cumcision Machine, for the discerning mohel.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Snoopy Cir-cumcision Machine, for the discerning mohel.
Saw this today while shopping. She had options.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Saw this today while shopping. She had options.
That's definitely on the short list of "legit uses of a time machine".
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That's definitely on the short list of "legit uses of a time machine".
We have the technology. Sufficient to star in a porno, at least.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We have the technology. Sufficient to star in a porno, at least.
Just trying to fit in to build trust.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just trying to fit in to build trust.
The lesser known of the proposals.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The lesser known of the proposals.
The jaunty hijinks jazz flute stylings during the golf course scene in "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas" really sets the mood.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The jaunty hijinks jazz flute stylings during the golf course scene in "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas" really sets the mood.
Whatever kind of logic they're using makes no sense. If it favors minorities, how did it get the majority of the votes? Voter turnout (still not final) is probably going to be over 50%. With a racial interpretation of "minority", if it favors racial minorities, that seems to be what the people want.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Whatever kind of logic they're using makes no sense. If it favors minorities, how did it get the majority of the votes? Voter turnout (still not final) is probably going to be over 50%. With a racial interpretation of "minority", if it favors racial minorities, that seems to be what the people want.
I'm kind of torn between better learning tools & my first thought about using what is ostensibly an info retrieval tool to help you memorize using flashcards. If the retrieval worked at all, why bother with memorizing discrete items like that? … 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm kind of torn between better learning tools & my first thought about using what is ostensibly an info retrieval tool to help you memorize using flashcards. If the retrieval worked at all, why bother with memorizing discrete items like that? … 🧵
"And on the written portion, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin record".
"Icarus. So, uh, what are you trying to tell me? That you don't like Zep?"
"Icarus. So, uh, what are you trying to tell me? That you don't like Zep?"
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"And on the written portion, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin record".
"Icarus. So, uh, what are you trying to tell me? That you don't like Zep?"
"Icarus. So, uh, what are you trying to tell me? That you don't like Zep?"
I think I'll try the sequel.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I think I'll try the sequel.
jfc, start posting weird shit. what are you doing with your life?
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
jfc, start posting weird shit. what are you doing with your life?
We really need more songs about maritime disasters.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We really need more songs about maritime disasters.
Between A Few Good Men (BBC America) and The Shining (VH1), it's Impossible to Avoid Jack Nicholson tonight.
Not seeing any other patterns right now, but considering Nicholson's catalog, just about anyone else would be rarer and could overrule him.
Not seeing any other patterns right now, but considering Nicholson's catalog, just about anyone else would be rarer and could overrule him.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Between A Few Good Men (BBC America) and The Shining (VH1), it's Impossible to Avoid Jack Nicholson tonight.
Not seeing any other patterns right now, but considering Nicholson's catalog, just about anyone else would be rarer and could overrule him.
Not seeing any other patterns right now, but considering Nicholson's catalog, just about anyone else would be rarer and could overrule him.