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An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Fabulist • Pocket Sandwich inventor
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It's pretty crazy how we drown our used food before sending it downtown.
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So is SpaceX working on this rocket you can shove up your ass and have it explode or are we expected to use grok to roast photos of people at parties to get off like that?
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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How you finish this sentence reveals something about you.

"I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on
my _________!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"For a good time…" is how restroom graffiti starts, not how you describe having a robot roast someone.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Mean Girls, but it's The Lullaby League.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Behind the Music: The Lullaby League

The Lollipop Guild True Hollywood Story
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Who did this that it needs to be in the documentation? wtf
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech."

Is this supposed to be some kind of plea? It's pretty much admitting that it has low utility.

This is the Joker's play, claiming that the blood of the Joker's victims is on Batman's hands. As if the Joker doesn't have agency.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No cool dogs.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The facial hair always gets out of the completely-unruly stage on the last day of Novembeard.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not quite sure what the economic system is in the Emerald City in particular and Oz in general.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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*watching Total Recall* this meeting on Mars could have been an implanted memory.
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Clever Girl.
February 16, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Yeah, yeeeaaah
James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The earth traverses just over 1° per day on its trip around the sun. That's how you know the universe was divinely created, God didn't make it exactly the number of degrees on a circle to throw us off the scent.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Probably just a bunch of sound stage equipment and the Warner Bros back lot.
every time i watch a movie now i think about how i could use AI to extend the visible image…. what is hiding out there? maybe crossovers with other films. fascinating….
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Being a counselor at Cub Scout Day Camp did not prepare me for the challenges of teaching Vacation Bible School.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If you have the curated evidence, can't you just use that to fact-check the political claims? You did all the work already. Why does it need to be laundered through an LLM?
🚨 New working paper 🚨

Can LLMs with reasoning + web search reliably fact-check political claims?

We evaluated 15 models from OpenAI, Google, Meta, and DeepSeek on 6,000+ PolitiFact claims (2007–2024).

Short answer: Not reliably—unless you give them curated evidence.

arxiv.org/abs/2511.18749
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
What the hell is a "high speed" portable CD player?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
An early draft of the Three Laws. Isaac Asimov ultimately decided to go in a different direction.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Mambo Iteration E" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Imagine being on a list of people who don't matter, and being the one presented as "The CEO of Salesforce" in order to avoid the inevitable "Who?".
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Simpsons: The Planet of the Apes musical is commentary on the ego of celebrities appropriating culture and the vacuousness of creative media.

Broadway: At long last, we've taken beloved cultural touchstones and recast them for the stage, like in the classic Simpsons episode A Fish Called Selma.
Stranger Things fans complaining they don’t have access to the Broadway play should be thankful they don’t get what they wish for
One of Netflix’s Biggest Hits Is Now on Broadway. It Might Be the Worst Show I’ve Ever Seen.
It’s so bad, it actually makes the TV series worse.
slate.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So is SpaceX working on this rocket you can shove up your ass and have it explode or are we expected to use grok to roast photos of people at parties to get off like that?
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Someone brought a KFC bucket to their Thanksgiving dinner, I could see going to KFC for the sides, but a bucket of chicken?

And they placed it in just the right spot so you could see it with all the other cooking through their windows from the park.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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There are a lot of superficial similarities between The Wizard of Oz and Total Recall.

Get your ass to Oz.
December 26, 2023 at 4:37 AM