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Not Charles Nelson Reilly
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(I am actually Charles Nelson Reilly, just don’t tell anyone, ok?)

Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.

Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
They should rename this Mr. Creosote day and be done with it
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Could not agree more. Source: Texan.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey, also very close to the name of an awesome indie film from 2013:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ruin

(Mine would be “Multicolored Flip” which is an odd GI Joe to imagine, but there you have it.)
Blue Ruin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I can’t more “this.” I worked in retail for ages. It DOESN’T MATTER. No one cares, and being a narc on your fellow citizens only leads to things getting far, FAR worse.

I don’t know how many bosses over the years told me “just let them take the stuff if they want it that bad. It’s just stuff.”
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lasted approximately fourteen seconds. Wish me more luck.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
archive.org/details/HowT...

Had this book as a child and thought I was visually illiterate for about a decade or so before I figured out it was bullshit. My dad was an art professor and he taught me two point perspective and even he couldn’t make sense of this shit. Four boxes are The Kingpin? SURE
How To Draw Comics The Marvel Way : MrKraken : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
One of the first and still one of the best, Stan Lee’s How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way has been the primary resource for any and all who want to master...
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November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I heard that’s bad for your health.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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joke fact checkers: who damaged you
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m not kidding, this is absolutely jarring. It’s like a fucking twilight zone episode. Thank you so much for doing this very necessary and essential research. And “thank you for being a friend.”
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I had the same reaction the first time I heard Emeril shout “BANG” back in the day
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“A smile is just a frown turned into something that somehow scares me even more when I see you do it than the first thing how did you manage that hello police”
October 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM