Not Charles Nelson Reilly
@charlesnelsonmaybe.bsky.social
(I am actually Charles Nelson Reilly, just don’t tell anyone, ok?)
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
Every picture tells a story: donut
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every picture tells a story: donut
<does the “well, actually” glasses push>:
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
<does the “well, actually” glasses push>:
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Because sometimes you realize your new name is “Octopus Trashbarrel” and everyone can catch up with that at their leisure, thanks
September 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Because sometimes you realize your new name is “Octopus Trashbarrel” and everyone can catch up with that at their leisure, thanks
Hey are you Greg if so this is your lunch
August 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey are you Greg if so this is your lunch
Yeah man. Yeah.
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeah man. Yeah.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
New pet alert: Waldo, the world’s sneakiest snail. He’s tiny and confounding and I could watch him eat carrot shavings all day.
May 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
New pet alert: Waldo, the world’s sneakiest snail. He’s tiny and confounding and I could watch him eat carrot shavings all day.
I wore an Arizona jeans company jacket almost the entire time. Carried around bouncy balls and my friend’s juice box straw wrappers in the pockets. Talked to almost no one. This album got me through. Things have thankfully improved. Still brings be back, though. Great record.
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I wore an Arizona jeans company jacket almost the entire time. Carried around bouncy balls and my friend’s juice box straw wrappers in the pockets. Talked to almost no one. This album got me through. Things have thankfully improved. Still brings be back, though. Great record.
“Whaddaya mean it’s time to go? It’s not even five yet! Where you gotta be, NASA?
…ahhh, crap. Five AM, huh. All right, let me finish this last one and I’ll get outta here.”
-Me, at damn near every party
…ahhh, crap. Five AM, huh. All right, let me finish this last one and I’ll get outta here.”
-Me, at damn near every party
January 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Whaddaya mean it’s time to go? It’s not even five yet! Where you gotta be, NASA?
…ahhh, crap. Five AM, huh. All right, let me finish this last one and I’ll get outta here.”
-Me, at damn near every party
…ahhh, crap. Five AM, huh. All right, let me finish this last one and I’ll get outta here.”
-Me, at damn near every party
I could not be more here for this. I used to collect the freaking things and was always equally fascinated and terrified by the “food” they ostensibly depicted.
January 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I could not be more here for this. I used to collect the freaking things and was always equally fascinated and terrified by the “food” they ostensibly depicted.
I also could not decide on body horror or giant robots so I went with this which is a little bit of both.
January 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I also could not decide on body horror or giant robots so I went with this which is a little bit of both.
One of my favorite pieces of art of all time. Done by a close family friend.
www.etsy.com/shop/KeepThe...
Yes, it’s cucumbers in armor stabbing each other to death in a battlefield of asparagus.
www.etsy.com/shop/KeepThe...
Yes, it’s cucumbers in armor stabbing each other to death in a battlefield of asparagus.
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
One of my favorite pieces of art of all time. Done by a close family friend.
www.etsy.com/shop/KeepThe...
Yes, it’s cucumbers in armor stabbing each other to death in a battlefield of asparagus.
www.etsy.com/shop/KeepThe...
Yes, it’s cucumbers in armor stabbing each other to death in a battlefield of asparagus.
Because here’s Jean Knight in 1971 and I can tell you right now nothing I’ve ever had on my head could hold a fucking candle to that.
December 16, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Because here’s Jean Knight in 1971 and I can tell you right now nothing I’ve ever had on my head could hold a fucking candle to that.
It came out in January 1990 so it counts. I don’t think I listened to anything else more for the rest of the decade.
November 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
It came out in January 1990 so it counts. I don’t think I listened to anything else more for the rest of the decade.
Gorgeous. I will never understand clouds, nor do I want to. Here’s a sunset smoke break outside one of my old jobs, years ago:
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Gorgeous. I will never understand clouds, nor do I want to. Here’s a sunset smoke break outside one of my old jobs, years ago:
Mac iivx. Apparently everyone hated it but I had no idea at the time, I thought it was rad. I guess we had that in common.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Mac iivx. Apparently everyone hated it but I had no idea at the time, I thought it was rad. I guess we had that in common.
Huzzah! Everyone wanted some of that Nedra but she only had eyes for Arsenio. Also, prepare yourself for an incoming smoke show.
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Huzzah! Everyone wanted some of that Nedra but she only had eyes for Arsenio. Also, prepare yourself for an incoming smoke show.
I need everyone to know that they made an Attila the Hun pinball machine.
That is all.
That is all.
November 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I need everyone to know that they made an Attila the Hun pinball machine.
That is all.
That is all.
My to-do list for today.
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My to-do list for today.
This is a tiny drum set my partner and I built last night, from an off brand Lego kit we got at a Big Lots going out of business sale.
That’s the seat, snare, hi hat, bass drum, rack tom, and cymbal. Paper plate for scale.
I may have too much time on my hands
That’s the seat, snare, hi hat, bass drum, rack tom, and cymbal. Paper plate for scale.
I may have too much time on my hands
November 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
This is a tiny drum set my partner and I built last night, from an off brand Lego kit we got at a Big Lots going out of business sale.
That’s the seat, snare, hi hat, bass drum, rack tom, and cymbal. Paper plate for scale.
I may have too much time on my hands
That’s the seat, snare, hi hat, bass drum, rack tom, and cymbal. Paper plate for scale.
I may have too much time on my hands