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K. N. Mitchell
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Blue dot in a red sea. Provincial yet Epicurean. Maker, Mother, Wife, Daughter, Crone. I divide my time between my library, my garden, my workshop, my PS5, and my kitchen. Everything you see, I owe to love and music. No DMs, if you please.
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I was brought up to believe in the strength of three pillars: The Importance of Family, Patriotism towards Our Great Nation™️, and Absolute Obedience to the Christian Faith (Southern Baptist Division.)

Everything the first pillar taught me about the second two has proved to be a lie on their part.
As an armchair scholar of no great accomplishment who just keeps coming back to “this is clearly a grift operation” and then feels like I must be missing something because yards of words are still spooling out by the hour about this mess, I feel very seen.
Someone is going to have the write the thing about how “vibe” has become a substitute for meaningful theory in a world where the theory is so clear — grift and power — but we collectively refuse if because it isn’t sophisticated enough to generate make work for empiricists.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I just tried to get up, sit down, and leap for joy all at the same time. I may have hurt myself...

Worth it.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Anyone who has experience in an abusive household, or who has worked with people in them, or has read a lot about them, will be familiar with a particular dynamic:

Dad is full of loud passions & intense moods, sweeping through like a thunderstorm, unpredictable, volatile, often violent. He is ...
August 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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🚨TRUMP v. BIDEN: Social Security Cost Of Living Adjustment (COLA) (Population: Seniors, ppl w/disabilities, ppl w/survivor's benefits):

BIDEN
2022: 5.9%
2023: 8.7%
2024: 3.2%

TRUMP
2025: 2.5%
2026: 2.8%

Any QUESTIONS?
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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🎶 "You're so vain, you probably talk about this on Fox News"
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Strange days, indeed.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Insanity!

(... as predicted...)
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Some excellent news - a bit of light in a dark landscape.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Farm Lady is spitting facts this evening!
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Surely somebody said, "Hey, let's edit this so that it's sane."

But then somebody else must have been like, "Nah."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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According to the New York Times, "The text exchange between Mr. Robinson and his partner was reproduced by prosecutors in the charging document."

Reproduced? So no one has seen the actual messages? No screen shots? No time stamps? Also, weren't they on Discord and not SMS? 1/
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m trying to keep up, I really am, but damn I’m old.
So do I have this right: the Extremely Online head of the FBI missed that all the evidence on the bullets were 4chan memes, the suspect's social media is full of groyper memes, and he was only caught because his LEO father taught him how to shoot but not about STFU Friday?
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m reposting this because how on earth could I NOT?
TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...
Man, 34, is no longer blind after tooth is implanted in eye in 'crazy' surgery
Tooth-in-eye surgery sounds like science fiction, but it can help people with severely damaged corneas see again. A patient and his doctors describe what it's like.
www.nbcboston.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Debate implies good faith discussion with both sides open to changing their minds based off facts shared

What “debate” is today is a match as to who can “own” the other person by saying things so outrageous that they get more attentions

It’s partisan cyber wrestling except people actually get hurt
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Most excellent.
BAHAHAHA! LOOKS LIKE TRUMP'S HAVING STATES RUN THEIR VOTER REGISTRIES THROUGH THE "SAVE" SYSTEM TO FIND 'ALL OF THAT VOTER FRAUD' IS GOING TO BACKFIRE!

The SAVE system is run by the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). SAVE stands for Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements.
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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1/? I've just read three books about women in the Norse world in quick succession: Jenny Jochens' Women in Old Norse Society (blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...); Jóhanna Katrín Fridriksdóttir's Valkyrie (blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...), and the very comprehensive, well-illustrated...
Women in Old Norse Society
Jenny Jochens captures in fascinating detail the lives of women in pagan and early Christian Iceland and Norway: their work, sexual behavior, marriage customs,
blackwells.co.uk
September 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Necessary content.
24 years later and the PGA and President of the United States are in billion dollar business deals with the financiers of the 9/11 attackers.
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Former Army Sniper here. Had a few drinks. Finally saw the video. Guess I'll give my two cents. So it's really hard to say anything with certainty without knowing the caliber/rifle used but I'll speak in generalities and then make some assumptions. A shot like this at 200 meters can be difficult
Agreed. I'm leaning towards "amateur with experience at a shooting range," but no someone with training shooting from elevated positions and so forth, hence hitting in a spot that no one would intentionally target.
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I feel this in my bones.
Playing "is it nothing or is this the beginning of a whole lot of something" every couple of days for the rest of forever seems healthy and sustainable.
BREAKING: Poland's military confirms multiple drones have violated its airspace, people are urged to stay at home
September 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM