Great news! Now bring it to Facebook for the love of all that is holy and just. (FB is the only place where I have even the slightest chance to impact the worldview of my elderly relatives.)

Is Bluesky going to ban me if I compare her to a canary in a coal mine... and all that implies...?

And this money is... where... exactly...?

They're going to kill someone's baby during one of these chaotic shitshow stops and we're all going to be front row center for it and they'll still all walk away free.

Good enough to hire, not good enough to marry.

Didn't Trump destroy a bunch of famous Art Deco friezes when they demolished the building to put up Trump Tower in NYC?

I expect that's also why they're cutting SNAP benefits right before the holidays.

As a progressive rural southern redneck, I'm sometimes shocked at the number of urburb lefty friends I have who just cannot wrap their heads around the existence of the working class gentry who essentially control rural America and spend a ton of money on appearances, from the trucks to the nails.

🎶 "You're so vain, you probably talk about this on Fox News"

Lo, how the mighty have fallen.

When I excoriated our local school board for some dumb Christian Nationalist shenanigans a few years ago, I ended my speech by pointing out that they obviously didn't just have a problem with public servants, they clearly didn't believe in the foundational principle of public service at all.

Why are they so bad at everything?

The devious lick, reborn and rebranded for this new moment!

They're eating the checks, they're eating the balances...

They can't seem to manufacture the crime wave they're trying to use to declare martial law any other way... this might just do it.

WHY ARE THEY SO RELENTLESSLY WEIRD?