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We’ve lost Tom Hagen.

Also for all you Twilight Zone fans, the list of living actors again loses another name.
Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I know golf is conservative coded and Bsky really doesn’t have a community for it, and even less about LIV Golf (for obvious reasons), but guys. Anthony Kim. Guy had all the talent in the world but his mental health wrecked him. He vanished and nobody truly knows how bad things got for him.
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
As the offical app of sports, it's important for Bluesky to note that the last hour of this fucking golf tournament is infinitely better than this lame NBA All-Star game
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Scottie Scheffler at every tournament:
a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a tank top that says the undertaker on it
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a tank top that says the undertaker on it
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The Phoenix Suns and the 4th quarter continue to be incompatible
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Good thing the Phoenix Open final round was good otherwise today’s a pretty shitty sports day so far
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I can’t believe the NFL is going forward with the Super Bowl right now given the Phoenix Open is still in the middle of a riveting playoff
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Things Bluesky won't care about: I have been mad busy at a new job I did not expect and got headhunted for a year into my most recent job.

Things Bluesky will skin me alive for: It's under the News Corp umbrella

(it's not any of the news outlets, thank Murdoch)
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Coming up on 10 years of marriage next month, so now you guys get to see this silly photo from my wedding day for a while as my profile pic
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
First World Problems: I finally sucked it up and traded in my 2015 Ford for a 2026 Nissan and in the process I forgot to take out the nice leather glovebox organizer I kept the manual, registration, insurance, etc. in. No problem I say, I will try to find it again on Amazon.

OOS. Pain.
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Now that I’ve had time to digest today’s Royal Rumble here my review:

Go watch the 1992 Rumble again instead. Hell even ‘93 or *shivers* 95 are better time wasters
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Because of my grandfather working for Illinois Bell, our home number was 888-1122

If I were to forget *that* I would have bigger problems
Rude 😂 😭
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
WHAT’S ALLEN JONES DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???

(Yes I know it doesn’t work)
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The one thing I can say after all these insane revelations today:

Jeff "Banned From Xbox Live" Epstein did not kill himself
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Suns backups sure need some seasoning against pressure defense

At least they won
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Suns up 25 with 6 minutes left and all I can imagine is them blowing it because I have seen it before
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I don’t think the Suns can compete for the title but damn if they aren’t one of the most entertaining Suns teams I have ever seen
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
If the Suns can win this game and take back-to-back wins over two quality Eastern Conference teams it will go a long way to show that the... well that the East is still Least
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The whole Epstein thing is awful and everyone involved are stains on our species but I cannot lie that I laughed super hard at this

I can only hope that this asshole got taken for a ride by some dudes claiming they were girls as it was back in the day
Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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There’s a new Dillon Brooks performance that’s supposed to be nuts
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I couldn’t stand this guy before but seeing him every night, he is the glue of this team
The Villain in the first half 🔥🔥🔥

😈 24 PTS
😈 8-11 FG
😈 6-6 FT
😈 2-3 3FG
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The Suns beating up on the #1 seed in the East without Booker or Green is absolutely batshit
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I have never been more desired than I am now because I simply asked a car dealer if a vehicle I saw on their website is still available
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
@mims.bsky.social has given me the gift of a nice book to read during my lunch hour in an attempt to remind the world that AI is more than slop and creepy Elon Musk stuff, but I repeat myself
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Brooks Koepka wants to return to PGA Tour (laudatory)
Patrick Reed wants to return to PGA Tour (derogatory)
Patrick Reed announces plan to return to PGA TOUR, eyes status for 2027 season
Nine-time PGA TOUR winner Patrick Reed has announced plans to return to TOUR competition later this year as he looks to reinstate his membership for the 2027 se
www.pgatour.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM