Chris Foutty
@cfoutty.bsky.social
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
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[very monty python voice] WE’RE NOT DEAD YET
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
[very monty python voice] WE’RE NOT DEAD YET
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Most Christmas Music: “Embrace the serenity in celebration of the arrival of our new messiah, the prince of peace.”
Carol of the Bells: “AH LAWD HE BE COMIN’! GIRD YOUR LOINS MOTHERFUCKER HE BE COMIN’ HARD”
Carol of the Bells: “AH LAWD HE BE COMIN’! GIRD YOUR LOINS MOTHERFUCKER HE BE COMIN’ HARD”
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Most Christmas Music: “Embrace the serenity in celebration of the arrival of our new messiah, the prince of peace.”
Carol of the Bells: “AH LAWD HE BE COMIN’! GIRD YOUR LOINS MOTHERFUCKER HE BE COMIN’ HARD”
Carol of the Bells: “AH LAWD HE BE COMIN’! GIRD YOUR LOINS MOTHERFUCKER HE BE COMIN’ HARD”
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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my weirdest musical opinion is that I believe Shatner's version of "Common People" >>>>> the original. youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?...
William Shatner - Common People
YouTube video by dsjkhd
youtu.be
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
my weirdest musical opinion is that I believe Shatner's version of "Common People" >>>>> the original. youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?...
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do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists
July 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists
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in 2020, these guys who fancied themselves the world's true leaders bore witness to the power of a large-scale social movement so big that it could shift public policy and strip power from them within their own organizations. it undermined their entire sense of themselves and they lost their minds.
i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦♂️
July 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
in 2020, these guys who fancied themselves the world's true leaders bore witness to the power of a large-scale social movement so big that it could shift public policy and strip power from them within their own organizations. it undermined their entire sense of themselves and they lost their minds.
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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and once again I ask - if not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
June 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
and once again I ask - if not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
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Who could have predicted that aligning with a petty, racist, tinfoil-hat wearing, narcissistic, drug-fueled, reason-impaired idiot manchild with a massive demented cultlike following could blow up in your face and the fun part of that sentence is you don't know which of the two I'm referring to.
June 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who could have predicted that aligning with a petty, racist, tinfoil-hat wearing, narcissistic, drug-fueled, reason-impaired idiot manchild with a massive demented cultlike following could blow up in your face and the fun part of that sentence is you don't know which of the two I'm referring to.
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The worst people in the world are mad.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The worst people in the world are mad.
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Calling my very religious mom to tell her that CBS News said the cardinals are rawdogging
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Calling my very religious mom to tell her that CBS News said the cardinals are rawdogging
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if the first words out of @hillaryclinton.bsky.social’s mouth every morning aren’t “are you fucking kidding me with this shit” then she is far less profane than I am
Breaking WaPo:
Members of Trump's National Security Council, including national security adviser Michael Waltz, have conducted government business over personal Gmail accounts, according to documents reviewed by WaPo and interviews with three U.S. officials. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Members of Trump's National Security Council, including national security adviser Michael Waltz, have conducted government business over personal Gmail accounts, according to documents reviewed by WaPo and interviews with three U.S. officials. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if the first words out of @hillaryclinton.bsky.social’s mouth every morning aren’t “are you fucking kidding me with this shit” then she is far less profane than I am
Huh. It is almost like all of the people (like me) saying, "Giving your genetic data to a private company is a REALLY BAD IDEA" were correct all along.
Guess what companies with a giant database do when they need money?
arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Guess what companies with a giant database do when they need money?
arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Genetic testing company 23andMe declares bankruptcy
Former CEO wants to buy it, but the fate of its customers’ genetic data is unclear.
arstechnica.com
March 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Huh. It is almost like all of the people (like me) saying, "Giving your genetic data to a private company is a REALLY BAD IDEA" were correct all along.
Guess what companies with a giant database do when they need money?
arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Guess what companies with a giant database do when they need money?
arstechnica.com/science/2025...
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Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
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In high school, my two closest friends and I called ourselves "the Beastie Boys" because everytime I said something they'd scream the last word of the sentence in unison with me for some reason.
December 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
In high school, my two closest friends and I called ourselves "the Beastie Boys" because everytime I said something they'd scream the last word of the sentence in unison with me for some reason.
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"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
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I just guffawed so loud i woke my wife.
December 10, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I just guffawed so loud i woke my wife.
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all hail the thanksgiving tube
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
all hail the thanksgiving tube
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I'd say 'that's a deep cut' but actually it's bludgeoning damage.
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I'd say 'that's a deep cut' but actually it's bludgeoning damage.