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I do comms stuff. Which is increasingly difficult to do, since the tech companies keep destroying all of our Towers of Babel.
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johannesklenell.bsky.social
Fick frågan om jag ville skriva slutreplik på det här. Men ska villigt erkänna att jag inte riktigt förstod vad i den här ordsalladen man skulle svara på.
Tyckte det var kul att han letat upp hela tre präster som håller med honom om vad det nu än är han vill säga.

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Henrik Jönsson: Jag försvarar kristendomens själva kärna
Barmhärtighet är något moraliskt prövande människor utövar, inte något organisationer ställer krav på, skriver Henrik Jönsson i en replik.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Sometimes, I really, really, really wish we could buy these subscriber covers. I mean, I know I'll have this glorious cover on my bookshelf, but I would love to frame this.
empiremagazine.bsky.social Empire Magazine @empiremagazine.bsky.social · 22h
This month’s subscriber cover is an epic evocation of the light and dark of Middle-earth, illustrated exclusively for Empire by Chris Christodoulou.

Read more: empireonline.com/movies/news/...
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
And the theme song is called "Suicide Is Painless", with lyrics written by a 14-year-old kid.

"War is war and hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse" is also one of the saddest but most true lines ever written.
phoebebarton.bsky.social Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 2d
more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
A Rush Hour Crush I got published on 7th January, 2015. To the sexy Spanish snorita on the No.30 bus to Highbury. I loved our heated chat on Friday but realise what I did was insensitive to your country. I'm mortified. Please let me make up for it, over tapas or paella or whatever. Bearded Man Who Used Discarded Burger Cartons As Castanets
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Trump and his cronies are so good at speedrunning the end of US democracy that they should be headlining AGDQ this week.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Well, they managed to contain Bizarricus, but how many more lairs have been ruined since 2009? Sad state of affairs.
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Not only am I going to say "no", I am going to go with "hell fucking no".
macrumors.bsky.social MacRumors.com @macrumors.bsky.social · 1d
OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health With Apple Health Integration
OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health With Apple Health Integration
OpenAI today announced the launch of ChatGPT Health, a dedicated section of ChatGPT where users can ask health-related questions completely separated from their main ChatGPT experience. For more personalized responses, users can connect various health data services such as Apple Health, Function, MyFitnessPal, Weight Watchers, AllTrails, Instacart, and Peloton. Last month, MacRumors discovered icons related to Apple Health within the ChatGPT app, and today's announcement makes the integration official. Once connected, ChatGPT will be able to access your health and fitness data from Apple Health, including movement, sleep, and activity patterns. ChatGPT Health can also integrate with your medical records, allowing ChatGPT Health to analyze your lab results and other aspects of your medical history to inform its answers to your health-related questions. OpenAI emphasizes that ChatGPT Health is not intended to provide diagnoses or treatment and is not a substitute for consulting with medical professionals, but it can be used to help understand results or prepare for upcoming appointments. Privacy and security are always major concerns when it comes to health records, and OpenAI says ChatGPT Health has been developed with multiple layers of encryption and operates as a separate space with enhanced privacy. Data from ChatGPT Health is not used to train ChatGPT's foundation models by default, and users who start health-related conversations in the general ChatGPT interface will receive suggestions to move the discussions to the Health section. ChatGPT Health is launching with a waitlist to join a group of beta users, with users on ChatGPT Free, Go, Plus, and Pro plans outside of the European Economic Area, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom eligible to start. Medical record integrations and some apps are only available in the United States at the current time. Access to ChatGPT Health will expand to all users on web and iOS in the coming weeks. This article, "OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health With Apple Health Integration" first appeared on MacRumors.com Discuss this article in our forums
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January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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infinata.bsky.social
The twist? He’s getting them added.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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theonion.com
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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joegross.bsky.social
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Tech CEO says that we should all use AI, or we will lose our jobs.

How about we don’t use AI and he loses his job? Tech CEOs losing their jobs is perfectly fine with me.
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
We ask an expert futurologist [dog]: what will be the news stories of 2026?

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
My predictions for 2026, by Darren the dog: the Stephen Collins cartoon
Running, sniffing, chasing and rolling around will feature heavily in 2026
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January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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rnrkd.bsky.social
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Yeah, okay.
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026

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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“According to the map, this should be the place—but it sure don’t look right to me. … Well, we’re supposed to die around
here somewhere.”
“According to the map, this should be the place—but it sure don’t look right to me. … Well, we’re supposed to die around here somewhere.”
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Varje svensk som tittar på nyårskonserten från Wien aktiverades precis som någon slags bisarr manchurisk kandidat. ”På 10 poäng!”
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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fgenovese.bsky.social
“What a century, uh?” “Captain, it’s just one quarter”
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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simpsonsqotd.bsky.social
"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Happy new year! Hope this year will be great for all of us. Season 9 / Episode 20
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
cffriden.bsky.social
Homer Simpson saying ”Oh will this horrible year never end”
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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jxsxpx.bsky.social
These make me laugh 100% of the time
Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun! Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™! tng: welcome aboard the starship enterprise, a luxury cruise ship drifting among the stars. our crew contains notable elements of Diversity and our captain gets pegged by an omniscient being from another dimension. enjoy the soft jazz concerts, shakespeare performances, and infinitely powerful holodecks at your leisure ds9: hop aboard Station On Fire Trash Can bitch. does our shit work? no. is this a safe place to live? fuck no. senior officers include Space Dad, Lesbian Terrorist, Trans Worm, Goo, Dr. Twink, and Perpetually Confused White Guy. if you want to get dragged into an elaborate crime syndicate, contract a deadly space disease, or get stabbed in a barfight, you’ve come to the right place. also, holosuites are for fucking. yeehaw Above: i'm at the shopping mall. i'm at the war outpost. i'm at the space station. i'm at the combination shopping mall war outpost space station. Below: A picture of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine opening logo. Visitor to deep space 9 to keiko: so... you seeing anyone? Keiko: Why yes! This is my husband Miles, Miles' boyfriend Julian, Julian's husband Garak, me and Miles' girlfriend Kira, Kira's boyfriend Odo, Odo's enemy-with-benefits Quark, Kira's datemate Jadzia, and Jadzia's husband Worf. Visitor pointing at Sisko: and who's that? All in unison: that's our dad.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM