CF
@cffriden.bsky.social
I do comms stuff. Which is increasingly difficult to do, since the tech companies keep destroying all of our Towers of Babel.
”Sinister Six endorse Norman Osborn in mayoral election campaign video”
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
”Sinister Six endorse Norman Osborn in mayoral election campaign video”
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Meanwhile, in other news, I've just received an email asking me whether, as a leading influencer, I would like to try out a new clitoral stimulator with a view to promoting it on Instagram, in return for commission on sales. I admire the optimism.
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Meanwhile, in other news, I've just received an email asking me whether, as a leading influencer, I would like to try out a new clitoral stimulator with a view to promoting it on Instagram, in return for commission on sales. I admire the optimism.
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One good thing about Amazon’s ”God of War” is that when Ron D. Moore needs the soundtrack, @bearmccreary.bsky.social doesn’t even have to do much work. He can just send Ron the music files in their group chat. ”The soundtrack? Yeah, did it aaaaages ago, man.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
One good thing about Amazon’s ”God of War” is that when Ron D. Moore needs the soundtrack, @bearmccreary.bsky.social doesn’t even have to do much work. He can just send Ron the music files in their group chat. ”The soundtrack? Yeah, did it aaaaages ago, man.”
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
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But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
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Evil corpo overlords created a devil machine that could imitate human souls to create shitty songs and fanart of themselves.
That's not the plot of an anime from 2003. That's just real life now.
That's not the plot of an anime from 2003. That's just real life now.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Evil corpo overlords created a devil machine that could imitate human souls to create shitty songs and fanart of themselves.
That's not the plot of an anime from 2003. That's just real life now.
That's not the plot of an anime from 2003. That's just real life now.
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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Did you know — according to the DID YOU KNOW? folks talking about movies online that every single movie scene in every movie is entirely improvised or has a lead actor breaking his foot.
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Did you know — according to the DID YOU KNOW? folks talking about movies online that every single movie scene in every movie is entirely improvised or has a lead actor breaking his foot.
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
I hope somebody goes to hell for this. As in the full tour, down to the ninth circle.
Playing the “Blade Runner” score in Apple Music on iOS 26 and —— OH GOD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
January 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I hope somebody goes to hell for this. As in the full tour, down to the ninth circle.
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“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
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Fick frågan om jag ville skriva slutreplik på det här. Men ska villigt erkänna att jag inte riktigt förstod vad i den här ordsalladen man skulle svara på.
Tyckte det var kul att han letat upp hela tre präster som håller med honom om vad det nu än är han vill säga.
www.dn.se/kultur/henri...
Tyckte det var kul att han letat upp hela tre präster som håller med honom om vad det nu än är han vill säga.
www.dn.se/kultur/henri...
Henrik Jönsson: Jag försvarar kristendomens själva kärna
Barmhärtighet är något moraliskt prövande människor utövar, inte något organisationer ställer krav på, skriver Henrik Jönsson i en replik.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Fick frågan om jag ville skriva slutreplik på det här. Men ska villigt erkänna att jag inte riktigt förstod vad i den här ordsalladen man skulle svara på.
Tyckte det var kul att han letat upp hela tre präster som håller med honom om vad det nu än är han vill säga.
www.dn.se/kultur/henri...
Tyckte det var kul att han letat upp hela tre präster som håller med honom om vad det nu än är han vill säga.
www.dn.se/kultur/henri...
Sometimes, I really, really, really wish we could buy these subscriber covers. I mean, I know I'll have this glorious cover on my bookshelf, but I would love to frame this.
This month’s subscriber cover is an epic evocation of the light and dark of Middle-earth, illustrated exclusively for Empire by Chris Christodoulou.
Read more: empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sometimes, I really, really, really wish we could buy these subscriber covers. I mean, I know I'll have this glorious cover on my bookshelf, but I would love to frame this.
And the theme song is called "Suicide Is Painless", with lyrics written by a 14-year-old kid.
"War is war and hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse" is also one of the saddest but most true lines ever written.
"War is war and hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse" is also one of the saddest but most true lines ever written.
more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
And the theme song is called "Suicide Is Painless", with lyrics written by a 14-year-old kid.
"War is war and hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse" is also one of the saddest but most true lines ever written.
"War is war and hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse" is also one of the saddest but most true lines ever written.
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Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
Trump and his cronies are so good at speedrunning the end of US democracy that they should be headlining AGDQ this week.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Trump and his cronies are so good at speedrunning the end of US democracy that they should be headlining AGDQ this week.
Well, they managed to contain Bizarricus, but how many more lairs have been ruined since 2009? Sad state of affairs.
Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs https://theonion.com/melting-ice-caps-expose-hundreds-of-secret-arctic-lairs-1819571016/
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Well, they managed to contain Bizarricus, but how many more lairs have been ruined since 2009? Sad state of affairs.
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The twist? He’s getting them added.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The twist? He’s getting them added.
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Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
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head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago