Matt Hooper Sharkologist
@cavemanj0nes.bsky.social
Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming
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So he's still president today?
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So he's still president today?
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
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When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate."
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate."
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
Hazbin Hotel shippers are dumb.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hazbin Hotel shippers are dumb.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
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"Always start your day with a positive attitude!"
Me:
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Always start your day with a positive attitude!"
Me:
Me:
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
I might sleep for over 18 hours.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I might sleep for over 18 hours.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
It reached 80°F in the St Louis region of the nation.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It reached 80°F in the St Louis region of the nation.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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Why would we believe anything this administration says today?
I mean if they had told the truth like a COUPLE of times then we’d be like “well, maybe”
But now? No
I mean if they had told the truth like a COUPLE of times then we’d be like “well, maybe”
But now? No
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Why would we believe anything this administration says today?
I mean if they had told the truth like a COUPLE of times then we’d be like “well, maybe”
But now? No
I mean if they had told the truth like a COUPLE of times then we’d be like “well, maybe”
But now? No
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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In my 44 years as a journalist, I'm pretty sure I never advised a "source" on how to blackmail the president of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In my 44 years as a journalist, I'm pretty sure I never advised a "source" on how to blackmail the president of the United States
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i think an especially depressing part of this whole saga is that "we need to win primaries so establishment dems are replaced by true progressives" is a thing we've done before but one of the progressives we worked hard to install over the establishment pick was fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i think an especially depressing part of this whole saga is that "we need to win primaries so establishment dems are replaced by true progressives" is a thing we've done before but one of the progressives we worked hard to install over the establishment pick was fetterman
As a once and future resident of Illinois, @durbin.senate.gov
Fuck you.
What even was this?
I'd call you a coward if this didn't look like a willingly malicious vote against the American people.
And then you go and condescend on camera about people not knowing how the senate works.
Fuck you.
What even was this?
I'd call you a coward if this didn't look like a willingly malicious vote against the American people.
And then you go and condescend on camera about people not knowing how the senate works.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As a once and future resident of Illinois, @durbin.senate.gov
Fuck you.
What even was this?
I'd call you a coward if this didn't look like a willingly malicious vote against the American people.
And then you go and condescend on camera about people not knowing how the senate works.
Fuck you.
What even was this?
I'd call you a coward if this didn't look like a willingly malicious vote against the American people.
And then you go and condescend on camera about people not knowing how the senate works.
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Sorry guys, the person currently trying to starve people is not going to back into Universal Healthcare.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry guys, the person currently trying to starve people is not going to back into Universal Healthcare.
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We are hearing the contractors who demolished the East Wing are getting stiffed by the Felon in Chief & they’ll likely never work again because they demolished the East Wing.
Great business plan, guys.
Great business plan, guys.
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
We are hearing the contractors who demolished the East Wing are getting stiffed by the Felon in Chief & they’ll likely never work again because they demolished the East Wing.
Great business plan, guys.
Great business plan, guys.
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If the state owned grocery stores don’t work out it will because of capitalist sabotage, which should be expected
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If the state owned grocery stores don’t work out it will because of capitalist sabotage, which should be expected
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gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney...
OK. I'll start; he was an evil, traitorous piece of shit.
OK. I'll start; he was an evil, traitorous piece of shit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney...
OK. I'll start; he was an evil, traitorous piece of shit.
OK. I'll start; he was an evil, traitorous piece of shit.
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
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Dick Cheney died?
I can't think of a joke for the moment because the incandescent rage I hold for that man overwhelms any humor.
Trump is where we are now, but Cheney helped things along and fuck him to hell.
I can't think of a joke for the moment because the incandescent rage I hold for that man overwhelms any humor.
Trump is where we are now, but Cheney helped things along and fuck him to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Dick Cheney died?
I can't think of a joke for the moment because the incandescent rage I hold for that man overwhelms any humor.
Trump is where we are now, but Cheney helped things along and fuck him to hell.
I can't think of a joke for the moment because the incandescent rage I hold for that man overwhelms any humor.
Trump is where we are now, but Cheney helped things along and fuck him to hell.
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Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
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Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
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The strength of Platner's fundraising and his polling even after all this came out should speak to the electoral potential of attacking billionaires and advocating for strong social programs.
an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"
an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The strength of Platner's fundraising and his polling even after all this came out should speak to the electoral potential of attacking billionaires and advocating for strong social programs.
an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"
an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"
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my hardest to justify political line is that i will vote for any candidate who promises to construct insane superweapons. ICBMs aren't good enough. i want my tax dollars to go towards a Thor's Hammer on a perpetual dead man's switch permanently looming over the eastern seaboard.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
my hardest to justify political line is that i will vote for any candidate who promises to construct insane superweapons. ICBMs aren't good enough. i want my tax dollars to go towards a Thor's Hammer on a perpetual dead man's switch permanently looming over the eastern seaboard.