Matt Hooper Sharkologist
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Matt Hooper Sharkologist
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Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming
You cannot promise that after this.
You and those dems who vote yes now will be considered complicit.
Why are you such a feckless piece of shit?
Resign. Now. Get someone who will hold the fucking line.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Definitely won't lie, kinda feels badass when it's both. "Could kill you in style" is a much likelier option than ever ✨️
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
1 lizard
1 dinosaur
And their sovereign ethereal creator
So yeah some good choices, have fun :)
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM