Matt Hooper Sharkologist
@cavemanj0nes.bsky.social
Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming
Oh holy shit I'm getting married in 7 months😳
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Oh holy shit I'm getting married in 7 months😳
Officially asking my college mentor to officiate my wedding this week. I guess it speaks to the respect I hold for them and my old work study boss (their spouse who will also be there) that I am so dang nervous about this 😅
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Officially asking my college mentor to officiate my wedding this week. I guess it speaks to the respect I hold for them and my old work study boss (their spouse who will also be there) that I am so dang nervous about this 😅
Been vibing on Fallout New Vegas for a while now. Getting near the end of a very dutiful NCR Run, and it'll be my first time going through some of the DLC's.
Now I've got more of a plurality of RPGs under my belt, I gotta say Fallout's universe might be one of my top favorites to roleplay in.
Now I've got more of a plurality of RPGs under my belt, I gotta say Fallout's universe might be one of my top favorites to roleplay in.
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Been vibing on Fallout New Vegas for a while now. Getting near the end of a very dutiful NCR Run, and it'll be my first time going through some of the DLC's.
Now I've got more of a plurality of RPGs under my belt, I gotta say Fallout's universe might be one of my top favorites to roleplay in.
Now I've got more of a plurality of RPGs under my belt, I gotta say Fallout's universe might be one of my top favorites to roleplay in.
I uh... I just want to have this out there on the internet in case Bethesda is watching:
If the Legion returns in Fallout 5
I will not stop until every single one of those incels is dead and I've looted 3000 caps from their collective digital fascist corpses.
If the Legion returns in Fallout 5
I will not stop until every single one of those incels is dead and I've looted 3000 caps from their collective digital fascist corpses.
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I uh... I just want to have this out there on the internet in case Bethesda is watching:
If the Legion returns in Fallout 5
I will not stop until every single one of those incels is dead and I've looted 3000 caps from their collective digital fascist corpses.
If the Legion returns in Fallout 5
I will not stop until every single one of those incels is dead and I've looted 3000 caps from their collective digital fascist corpses.
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the first shiny pokemon i saw when i was a kid i assumed it was a glitch and hard reset my game
even as a child, i assume something good happening to me was a mistake that needed to be corrected
even as a child, i assume something good happening to me was a mistake that needed to be corrected
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
the first shiny pokemon i saw when i was a kid i assumed it was a glitch and hard reset my game
even as a child, i assume something good happening to me was a mistake that needed to be corrected
even as a child, i assume something good happening to me was a mistake that needed to be corrected
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Everybody complains that in Star Wars or Marvel or whatever the galaxy is too small and all the same people are at the center of everything and it's too unrealistic and now the Epstein files are like "Asshole Avengers Assemble"
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Everybody complains that in Star Wars or Marvel or whatever the galaxy is too small and all the same people are at the center of everything and it's too unrealistic and now the Epstein files are like "Asshole Avengers Assemble"
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Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
William T Riker is the best Star Trek character and I will hear no arguments against the fact.
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
William T Riker is the best Star Trek character and I will hear no arguments against the fact.
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me: damn, I’m honestly so funny, wth
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
Alt: a muppet, fozzie bear, is doing stand up comedy against a brick wall. he’s waiting for a laugh, there is no response.
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 AM
me: damn, I’m honestly so funny, wth
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
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i think the "immigration turns high trust societies into low trust societies" people were already on really shaky ideological ground but now they're watching neighbors helping one another and calling them paid antifa agitators
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
i think the "immigration turns high trust societies into low trust societies" people were already on really shaky ideological ground but now they're watching neighbors helping one another and calling them paid antifa agitators
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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I love how NPC dialogue in Pokémon just becomes more and more unhinged with each new game.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I love how NPC dialogue in Pokémon just becomes more and more unhinged with each new game.
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a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
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@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov shut the fucking government down. No more money for ICE. They're killing people in the streets!
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov shut the fucking government down. No more money for ICE. They're killing people in the streets!
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Trying to remind myself this week that it's all a gift.
I get to cook and eat good food
I get to go rehearse for choir tonight
I get to come home and relax and have a snack.
It's all the little joys that help
I get to cook and eat good food
I get to go rehearse for choir tonight
I get to come home and relax and have a snack.
It's all the little joys that help
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Trying to remind myself this week that it's all a gift.
I get to cook and eat good food
I get to go rehearse for choir tonight
I get to come home and relax and have a snack.
It's all the little joys that help
I get to cook and eat good food
I get to go rehearse for choir tonight
I get to come home and relax and have a snack.
It's all the little joys that help
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Legally, you don't HAVE to reply trying to turn every post into something political or newsworthy. Posts are allowed to NOT be about something horrible happening right now.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Legally, you don't HAVE to reply trying to turn every post into something political or newsworthy. Posts are allowed to NOT be about something horrible happening right now.
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Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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people who think pokémon was only good in gen 5 are the leftist counterpart of genwunners. subscribe for more awesome thoughts
January 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
people who think pokémon was only good in gen 5 are the leftist counterpart of genwunners. subscribe for more awesome thoughts
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If the video Hayes is referencing here is authentic, then Good was murdered in cold blood by a man who had no reason to be afraid because he was angry at her for talking back.
And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
If the video Hayes is referencing here is authentic, then Good was murdered in cold blood by a man who had no reason to be afraid because he was angry at her for talking back.