Alec the bread boy
@alecisbaking.bsky.social
Coffee blah blah comics blah blah pastries blah blah workouts
"Thicker and shorter" - Claire Saffitz
https://ngl.link/alecisbaking
"Thicker and shorter" - Claire Saffitz
https://ngl.link/alecisbaking
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We made it, and I have shitty diner coffee. All is right with the world.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
We made it, and I have shitty diner coffee. All is right with the world.
Someone hack my boyfriend's phone and turn it off so he poops fast. I want to go get food 😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Someone hack my boyfriend's phone and turn it off so he poops fast. I want to go get food 😭
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wow that utility belt is amazing
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
wow that utility belt is amazing
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We have to impeach him.
Pretty sure a tumbleweed is about to roll through the cubicles with how many people took off today.
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Pretty sure a tumbleweed is about to roll through the cubicles with how many people took off today.
After a lazy holiday season this first workout of 2026 was a lot
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
After a lazy holiday season this first workout of 2026 was a lot
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Happy New Year, everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy New Year, everyone.
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Time to be reborn in the cleansing fires of the Phoenix.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Time to be reborn in the cleansing fires of the Phoenix.
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Happy New Year from Alec and me! I've enjoyed the little community we've built on here and I hope I get to know more of you in this coming year. Wishing you all the best.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Happy New Year from Alec and me! I've enjoyed the little community we've built on here and I hope I get to know more of you in this coming year. Wishing you all the best.
Happy New Year from an in between moment.
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Happy New Year from an in between moment.
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Please don’t complain about all the new people at the gym this week. Be friendly and encouraging instead
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Please don’t complain about all the new people at the gym this week. Be friendly and encouraging instead
Pikachu has a front row seat to what happens in our bed
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Pikachu has a front row seat to what happens in our bed
Lucas got me a tattoo gift certificate for Christmas and why have I not made an appointment yet!?
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Lucas got me a tattoo gift certificate for Christmas and why have I not made an appointment yet!?
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Good morning!
Cyclops is the best ❤️
Cyclops is the best ❤️
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning!
Cyclops is the best ❤️
Cyclops is the best ❤️
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Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do you think Nintendo will release new fire emblem mid-January? Cause I deserve it.
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do you think Nintendo will release new fire emblem mid-January? Cause I deserve it.
I probably should've been more confused by all of this.
The first words out of my mouth upon waking up were Mumu Skazeem and Alec was already awake and he goes, "What?"
Mumu Skazeem, Alec. She is our savior from the kaiju I just unleashed.
Now I just keep saying her name because it is fun to say. It has a nice ring in the mouth.
Mumu Skazeem, Alec. She is our savior from the kaiju I just unleashed.
Now I just keep saying her name because it is fun to say. It has a nice ring in the mouth.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I probably should've been more confused by all of this.
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
He always knows just what to say
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He always knows just what to say
I would like to be done with emails today
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I would like to be done with emails today
Well at least we get to wear hoodies in office for the next week
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well at least we get to wear hoodies in office for the next week
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How many donuts is too many?
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How many donuts is too many?