Cat
@catriona176.bsky.social
Ex-bookseller in Dorset, now navigating the world of probate. try to believe people are generally good. she/her.
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Weird how that works.
September 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Weird how that works.
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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and the unbeaten track record of eliminating Faithfuls continues to the bitter end #TheTraitors
January 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
and the unbeaten track record of eliminating Faithfuls continues to the bitter end #TheTraitors
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I AM GOING TO FUCKING RIOT #thetraitors
January 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I AM GOING TO FUCKING RIOT #thetraitors
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Frankie and Alexander never have to pay for a drink again. Jake and Leanne must buy everyone a drink at any pub they enter. #TheTraitors
January 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Frankie and Alexander never have to pay for a drink again. Jake and Leanne must buy everyone a drink at any pub they enter. #TheTraitors
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I’m sure we all have thoughts on this but can I please just draw your attention to the £150,000 worth of stolen handbags that the Metropolitan Police say look like this
December 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I’m sure we all have thoughts on this but can I please just draw your attention to the £150,000 worth of stolen handbags that the Metropolitan Police say look like this
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He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
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I’ve been reluctant to start a Substack, because I like being commissioned, I like being edited, and I especially like to be paid.
But I couldn’t face hawking this one around to weary editors, for reasons that you may understand if you read it.
rostaylor240051.substack.com/p/and-then-p...
But I couldn’t face hawking this one around to weary editors, for reasons that you may understand if you read it.
rostaylor240051.substack.com/p/and-then-p...
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I’ve been reluctant to start a Substack, because I like being commissioned, I like being edited, and I especially like to be paid.
But I couldn’t face hawking this one around to weary editors, for reasons that you may understand if you read it.
rostaylor240051.substack.com/p/and-then-p...
But I couldn’t face hawking this one around to weary editors, for reasons that you may understand if you read it.
rostaylor240051.substack.com/p/and-then-p...
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Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
November 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
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Bluesky needs a bookmark option.
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Bluesky needs a bookmark option.
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It is quite funny that Musk spent an insane amount of money buying a platform so he could force his way into everyone's feed and MAKE people like him, and the result was everyone jumped ship and went to a different platform.
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
It is quite funny that Musk spent an insane amount of money buying a platform so he could force his way into everyone's feed and MAKE people like him, and the result was everyone jumped ship and went to a different platform.
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I don't think Pearson should being visited by the police over this but there it is somewhat ironic given she threatened to sue me over a.... tweet.
November 12, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I don't think Pearson should being visited by the police over this but there it is somewhat ironic given she threatened to sue me over a.... tweet.
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Doing a special Black Friday offer for the Newsletter and starting it a bit early because of course I am. Sign up THIS WEEK and you can have your first year half price, can't say fairer than that Rodders
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November 18, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Doing a special Black Friday offer for the Newsletter and starting it a bit early because of course I am. Sign up THIS WEEK and you can have your first year half price, can't say fairer than that Rodders
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This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated
November 15, 2023 at 10:35 PM
This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated
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Sorry to break it to you ladies, if you slept with more an three men, you are NOT getting sex trafficked today 😤
October 25, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Sorry to break it to you ladies, if you slept with more an three men, you are NOT getting sex trafficked today 😤
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this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”
October 11, 2023 at 5:56 PM
this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”
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My cats when I don't get up to feed them
October 15, 2023 at 2:04 PM
My cats when I don't get up to feed them
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
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(IN A DUBLIN PUB)
SNAKE: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE ME?
BARMAN: BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR DRINK
(IN A BAR IN LONDON)
BARMAN: I SEE YOUR GLASS IS EMPTY, FANCY ANOTHER ONE?
CUSTOMER: WHY WOULD I WANT TWO EMPTY GLASSES?
(IN A PARIS BISTRO)
WAITER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ME: WRITING SOME JOKES IN CAPITALS
SNAKE: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE ME?
BARMAN: BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR DRINK
(IN A BAR IN LONDON)
BARMAN: I SEE YOUR GLASS IS EMPTY, FANCY ANOTHER ONE?
CUSTOMER: WHY WOULD I WANT TWO EMPTY GLASSES?
(IN A PARIS BISTRO)
WAITER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ME: WRITING SOME JOKES IN CAPITALS
October 12, 2023 at 8:02 PM
(IN A DUBLIN PUB)
SNAKE: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE ME?
BARMAN: BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR DRINK
(IN A BAR IN LONDON)
BARMAN: I SEE YOUR GLASS IS EMPTY, FANCY ANOTHER ONE?
CUSTOMER: WHY WOULD I WANT TWO EMPTY GLASSES?
(IN A PARIS BISTRO)
WAITER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ME: WRITING SOME JOKES IN CAPITALS
SNAKE: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE ME?
BARMAN: BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR DRINK
(IN A BAR IN LONDON)
BARMAN: I SEE YOUR GLASS IS EMPTY, FANCY ANOTHER ONE?
CUSTOMER: WHY WOULD I WANT TWO EMPTY GLASSES?
(IN A PARIS BISTRO)
WAITER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ME: WRITING SOME JOKES IN CAPITALS
Sunak’s got all the charisma of a wet sponge, hasn’t he
October 4, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Sunak’s got all the charisma of a wet sponge, hasn’t he