J.D. Boehninger
@spinelessmedia.bsky.social
Author of Melania: Devourer of Men and Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel
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the male urge to drink orange juice right out of the carton
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
the male urge to drink orange juice right out of the carton
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Thank you to everyone who bought Melania: Devourer of Men! If you enjoy absurdity and want to show the world, check out some of my T-shirt designs here.
Unlike the free Melania book, I actually get paid if you buy this!
Unlike the free Melania book, I actually get paid if you buy this!
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February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Thank you to everyone who bought Melania: Devourer of Men! If you enjoy absurdity and want to show the world, check out some of my T-shirt designs here.
Unlike the free Melania book, I actually get paid if you buy this!
Unlike the free Melania book, I actually get paid if you buy this!
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The director of Melania movie
this is INSANE
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
this is INSANE
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“This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $75 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop,” a post in r/BoycottUnitedStates explained. “We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results."
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop
A Reddit-led protest is trying to push an eight year old erotic thriller to the top of Amazon’s sales charts.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
“This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $75 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop,” a post in r/BoycottUnitedStates explained. “We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results."
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Thank you @404media.co for your attention to this matter!
Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop
A Reddit-led protest is trying to push an eight year old erotic thriller to the top of Amazon’s sales charts.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Thank you @404media.co for your attention to this matter!
the choice is clear
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
the choice is clear
Amazon paid $37 million to market its Melania movie.
I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free.
Will my book do better than Amazon's movie?
Yes, if you buy it. It's free.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free.
Will my book do better than Amazon's movie?
Yes, if you buy it. It's free.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Melania: Devourer of Men
Melania: Devourer of Men - Kindle edition by Boehninger, J.D.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Melania: Devourer of Men.
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January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Amazon paid $37 million to market its Melania movie.
I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free.
Will my book do better than Amazon's movie?
Yes, if you buy it. It's free.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free.
Will my book do better than Amazon's movie?
Yes, if you buy it. It's free.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
I can't believe it. You guys have pushed this book to #3 on the bestsellers list. AND IT'S STILL RISING.
This is INSANE
THANK YOU
This is INSANE
THANK YOU
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I can't believe it. You guys have pushed this book to #3 on the bestsellers list. AND IT'S STILL RISING.
This is INSANE
THANK YOU
This is INSANE
THANK YOU
I'm the author of Melania: Devourer of Men.
This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results.
It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results.
It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I'm the author of Melania: Devourer of Men.
This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results.
It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results.
It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
The best time to stop Trump was 2009-2012, but no one was held accountable. Not for Iraq, or 2008 crash, or torture. Accountability prevents future abuse.
If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses.
Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.
If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses.
Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.
Crimes of ICE
See the crimes that ICE commits. Videos and documents. Recording and archiving the crimes of ICE.
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January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The best time to stop Trump was 2009-2012, but no one was held accountable. Not for Iraq, or 2008 crash, or torture. Accountability prevents future abuse.
If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses.
Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.
If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses.
Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.
Idea for struggling movie theaters: game nights. let gamers rent by the hour so they can throw their Xbox up on the big screen
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Idea for struggling movie theaters: game nights. let gamers rent by the hour so they can throw their Xbox up on the big screen
if Netflix buys WB... will they release the Batgirl movie?
It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this
It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
if Netflix buys WB... will they release the Batgirl movie?
It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this
It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this
happy BILT day to all who celebrate
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
happy BILT day to all who celebrate
somebody PLEASE wear this in a pic with RFK, it will rule
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January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
somebody PLEASE wear this in a pic with RFK, it will rule
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
There should be a Subway Etiquette Patrol and if they catch you talking on speakerphone they take your phone and give you a book to read for the rest of the ride
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There should be a Subway Etiquette Patrol and if they catch you talking on speakerphone they take your phone and give you a book to read for the rest of the ride
you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero
LOLOL even *MY* book sold more than this, and my book is called FORBIDDEN LOVESEAT: A JD VANCE & USHA NOVEL
I am not joking
I am not joking
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
LOLOL even *MY* book sold more than this, and my book is called FORBIDDEN LOVESEAT: A JD VANCE & USHA NOVEL
I am not joking
I am not joking
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Applied for a job today.
"Login with LinkedIn?"
Oh yes, sure, that would be great. I'm sure it'll save me tons of ti-
"Please fill out your work history"
MFER WHAT IS THE POINT OF LOGGING IN W LINKEDIN
"Login with LinkedIn?"
Oh yes, sure, that would be great. I'm sure it'll save me tons of ti-
"Please fill out your work history"
MFER WHAT IS THE POINT OF LOGGING IN W LINKEDIN
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Applied for a job today.
"Login with LinkedIn?"
Oh yes, sure, that would be great. I'm sure it'll save me tons of ti-
"Please fill out your work history"
MFER WHAT IS THE POINT OF LOGGING IN W LINKEDIN
"Login with LinkedIn?"
Oh yes, sure, that would be great. I'm sure it'll save me tons of ti-
"Please fill out your work history"
MFER WHAT IS THE POINT OF LOGGING IN W LINKEDIN