In other news, ass bites tickle now, so its time I get put down.
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
In other news, ass bites tickle now, so its time I get put down.
I know I'm going through a thing after this ex fail. Im acting 24 and silly.
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I know I'm going through a thing after this ex fail. Im acting 24 and silly.
How many times can this guy tongue fuck me before I ask for the dick. Asking for a friend.
September 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
How many times can this guy tongue fuck me before I ask for the dick. Asking for a friend.
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
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If you love something set it a trap.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you love something set it a trap.
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Stop asking people to be your valentine and start asking them to be your
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Stop asking people to be your valentine and start asking them to be your
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looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
why’ve i been so hard on myself?!
February 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
why’ve i been so hard on myself?!
sometimes you just glance at yourself and that spark hits back.
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
sometimes you just glance at yourself and that spark hits back.
i just realized i was five when titanic came out on vhs, yes, i was obsessed for years, yes i am gay.
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i just realized i was five when titanic came out on vhs, yes, i was obsessed for years, yes i am gay.
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"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
OKAY IS THAT A PROMISE?
OKAY IS THAT A PROMISE?
February 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
OKAY IS THAT A PROMISE?
OKAY IS THAT A PROMISE?
i know things are getting worse, but i’m gonna act the opposite of pandemic me. i’m not big enough for a worldly change and i have to accept it.
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i know things are getting worse, but i’m gonna act the opposite of pandemic me. i’m not big enough for a worldly change and i have to accept it.
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[looking at my bank account] well old boy at least youre ready to live in a cashless society
February 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
[looking at my bank account] well old boy at least youre ready to live in a cashless society
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Pronounces douche like touché
February 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Pronounces douche like touché
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Two private jets have collided at the Scottsdale Airport in Arizona.
February 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Two private jets have collided at the Scottsdale Airport in Arizona.
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It’s fine if you’re a parent just don’t do that shit in front of me
February 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s fine if you’re a parent just don’t do that shit in front of me
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the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
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I’m a delicate flower. Step on me.
February 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m a delicate flower. Step on me.
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drunk kissing would heal me
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
drunk kissing would heal me
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I sugar scrubbed my butthole for THIS?
February 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I sugar scrubbed my butthole for THIS?
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People don't beseech like they used to.
February 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
People don't beseech like they used to.
watching wicked without any theatre knowledge was really self realizing. like it’s cool, i relate with galinda.
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
watching wicked without any theatre knowledge was really self realizing. like it’s cool, i relate with galinda.
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[slipping cupid extra cash so he’ll shoot his arrow into my head this year]
February 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
[slipping cupid extra cash so he’ll shoot his arrow into my head this year]