cassie 💖
@cassiemartino.bsky.social
i’m here, i’m clinically insane, and i’m ready to Post
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very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service
the single nameless college is the one steve went to when he left blue’s clues
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the single nameless college is the one steve went to when he left blue’s clues
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NASCOURT day 3 morning affirmation:
honor michael jordan and become a problem at work today
honor michael jordan and become a problem at work today
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
NASCOURT day 3 morning affirmation:
honor michael jordan and become a problem at work today
honor michael jordan and become a problem at work today
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How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks
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damn NBC just call me a dago straight to my face why don’t you?!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
damn NBC just call me a dago straight to my face why don’t you?!
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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thanksgiving is a vibe!
oh god this is beautiful 😫
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
oh god this is beautiful 😫
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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If you think about it the part where Gordon Lightfoot says the islands and bays of Lake Michigan are for sportsmen is kind of about the Packers
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you think about it the part where Gordon Lightfoot says the islands and bays of Lake Michigan are for sportsmen is kind of about the Packers
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
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And there are people who want all football played in a dome
Absolutely insane goal in insane conditions in the CPL final. Absurd.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And there are people who want all football played in a dome
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
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Okay, I've seen enough.
Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things
Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Okay, I've seen enough.
Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things
Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things
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yes! hahaha! YES!!!!!!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
yes! hahaha! YES!!!!!!!!!
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Me in total darkness in a hole in the woods
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me in total darkness in a hole in the woods
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The team has more faith in an old, injured, pervert than they did on the guy who set the franchise record FG distance last week.
Ok.
Ok.
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The team has more faith in an old, injured, pervert than they did on the guy who set the franchise record FG distance last week.
Ok.
Ok.
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[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
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guillermo i hope you're right
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
guillermo i hope you're right
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romantasy as a genre should be outlawed and those that read it should have their brains in a jar for extensive study
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
romantasy as a genre should be outlawed and those that read it should have their brains in a jar for extensive study
bud if it annoys you so much simply Log Off and go back to your video games and fantasy novels or whatever. see, I can disparage the hobbies I have zero interest in too !
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
bud if it annoys you so much simply Log Off and go back to your video games and fantasy novels or whatever. see, I can disparage the hobbies I have zero interest in too !
waste of the last four hours of my life-igami
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
waste of the last four hours of my life-igami
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can't believe I stayed up until 11:10 PM for that. matt lafleur you will be hearing from my lawyers.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
can't believe I stayed up until 11:10 PM for that. matt lafleur you will be hearing from my lawyers.