Tori Martino
@torimartino.bsky.social
in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her
christmas list i gave to my mom: utilitarian, necessary
christmas list i gave to my sister: frivolous, mostly related to fish
christmas list i gave to my sister: frivolous, mostly related to fish
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
christmas list i gave to my mom: utilitarian, necessary
christmas list i gave to my sister: frivolous, mostly related to fish
christmas list i gave to my sister: frivolous, mostly related to fish
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My favorite four from Tuesday night ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My favorite four from Tuesday night ❤️
watching “keith eats everything at epcot” and taking notes
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
watching “keith eats everything at epcot” and taking notes
in no particular order:
1. outboard motor exhaust
2. bath and body works moonlight path
3. cinnamon
4. fresh cut grass
5. the hand soap at the library
6. cherry scented marker
7. the linen closet at my house
8. pan frying garlic
9. wood paneling
10. humid sorta dusty impending severe weather smell
1. outboard motor exhaust
2. bath and body works moonlight path
3. cinnamon
4. fresh cut grass
5. the hand soap at the library
6. cherry scented marker
7. the linen closet at my house
8. pan frying garlic
9. wood paneling
10. humid sorta dusty impending severe weather smell
Ooh yes, I love this bc I'm terrible at narrowing things down! My top 10 smells!
1. Woodsmoke
2. Vanilla
3. Coffee
4. Cooking bacon
5. Coconut
6. Fall/winter spices
7. Gasoline
8. Petrichor
9. A crisp winter morning
10. Tobacco from a pipe, hookah, or the exact kind of cigarettes my grandma smoked
1. Woodsmoke
2. Vanilla
3. Coffee
4. Cooking bacon
5. Coconut
6. Fall/winter spices
7. Gasoline
8. Petrichor
9. A crisp winter morning
10. Tobacco from a pipe, hookah, or the exact kind of cigarettes my grandma smoked
Ok I’m going with Amy’s 10 things I like to smell:
1) gasoline
2) fat black magic markers
3) rubbing alcohol
4) pine trees
5) pine oil
6)eucalyptus
7)Disney world resorts chlorine smell in the mornings
8) EPCOT Spaceship Earth burning of Alexandria
9) campfire
10) pipe smoke
1) gasoline
2) fat black magic markers
3) rubbing alcohol
4) pine trees
5) pine oil
6)eucalyptus
7)Disney world resorts chlorine smell in the mornings
8) EPCOT Spaceship Earth burning of Alexandria
9) campfire
10) pipe smoke
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
in no particular order:
1. outboard motor exhaust
2. bath and body works moonlight path
3. cinnamon
4. fresh cut grass
5. the hand soap at the library
6. cherry scented marker
7. the linen closet at my house
8. pan frying garlic
9. wood paneling
10. humid sorta dusty impending severe weather smell
1. outboard motor exhaust
2. bath and body works moonlight path
3. cinnamon
4. fresh cut grass
5. the hand soap at the library
6. cherry scented marker
7. the linen closet at my house
8. pan frying garlic
9. wood paneling
10. humid sorta dusty impending severe weather smell
theatre frat put on a fundraiser where you could pay to throw whipped cream pies in people’s faces. my one buddy kenny is about to pie my other buddy nathan. kenny makes nathan yell “CREAM ME DADDY”. kenny gets a running start. kenny slips on the tarp like a three stooges skit. everyone LOSES it
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
theatre frat put on a fundraiser where you could pay to throw whipped cream pies in people’s faces. my one buddy kenny is about to pie my other buddy nathan. kenny makes nathan yell “CREAM ME DADDY”. kenny gets a running start. kenny slips on the tarp like a three stooges skit. everyone LOSES it
busted on the aurora chase. got home and stepped into the shower right as a substorm broke out. damn i was never cut out to chase earth weather OR space weather huh
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
busted on the aurora chase. got home and stepped into the shower right as a substorm broke out. damn i was never cut out to chase earth weather OR space weather huh
beginning to foam at the mouth for these possible aurora tonight… resenting the fact that i work til 6pm… agggfhhhhhh
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
beginning to foam at the mouth for these possible aurora tonight… resenting the fact that i work til 6pm… agggfhhhhhh
no!!!! it was cloudy yesterday so I NEED THEM TODAYYYYY
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
no!!!! it was cloudy yesterday so I NEED THEM TODAYYYYY
oooooooooh i wanna go aurora chasing tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
oooooooooh i wanna go aurora chasing tonight
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"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril
that’s a lot of documents. imagine having that many documents about yourself
*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
that’s a lot of documents. imagine having that many documents about yourself
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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My entire timeline rn.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My entire timeline rn.
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
in the last year or so i have discovered a new favorite niche genre of photography: aurora behind the radomes of national weather service offices
Seeing the aurora from the office wasn't on my to-do list for tonight. Absolutely wild that it was viewable all the way down in Mobile. 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
in the last year or so i have discovered a new favorite niche genre of photography: aurora behind the radomes of national weather service offices
it's fucking cloudy and i can't see the northern lights >:(
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it's fucking cloudy and i can't see the northern lights >:(
fascinating and kind of horrifying read
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
fascinating and kind of horrifying read
takin a little day trip to chicago this weekend. excited to take the amtrak for the first time ever and also to investigate that bean. what is up with that thing
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
takin a little day trip to chicago this weekend. excited to take the amtrak for the first time ever and also to investigate that bean. what is up with that thing
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Can confirm @jglazer.bsky.social's report that Jaire Alexander informed the #Eagles he is stepping away from football, per a league source.
The Eagles traded for Alexander on Nov. 1, but the CB was inactive for Monday’s game in part because of a knee injury he’s been dealing with all season.
The Eagles traded for Alexander on Nov. 1, but the CB was inactive for Monday’s game in part because of a knee injury he’s been dealing with all season.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can confirm @jglazer.bsky.social's report that Jaire Alexander informed the #Eagles he is stepping away from football, per a league source.
The Eagles traded for Alexander on Nov. 1, but the CB was inactive for Monday’s game in part because of a knee injury he’s been dealing with all season.
The Eagles traded for Alexander on Nov. 1, but the CB was inactive for Monday’s game in part because of a knee injury he’s been dealing with all season.
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This is awesome. Really fun way to tell the wagging finger of the NFL to shut the fuck up
Rico Dowdle's "two-pump" fine sparks a fundraising effort that has generated more than $44,000 for the Children's Home Society of North Carolina.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Rico Dowdle's "two-pump" GoFundMe raises $44,000 for charity
Panthers running back Rico Dowdle's "two-pump" fine has pumped plenty of money into his chosen charity.
www.nbcsports.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is awesome. Really fun way to tell the wagging finger of the NFL to shut the fuck up
omg i have to put the phone down before any more of lafleur’s presser gets posted about otherwise i’m going to actually get angry and i largely don’t get legitimately angry over football anymore lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
omg i have to put the phone down before any more of lafleur’s presser gets posted about otherwise i’m going to actually get angry and i largely don’t get legitimately angry over football anymore lmao
truly, does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours. the upper midwest in the winter can be such a cruel, icy, unforgiving place. go pack go
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
truly, does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours. the upper midwest in the winter can be such a cruel, icy, unforgiving place. go pack go
the dumbest field goal attempt i have ever seen. why do we still employ this fuckass kicker
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the dumbest field goal attempt i have ever seen. why do we still employ this fuckass kicker