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Carlos Sainz, the most handsome man in the world, quakes in fear sharing a luxury box with Mark Davis
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Don't let yourself get attached to any post you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Naylor and Kempe in the same day, incredible stuff
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Seahawks need to call longer running plays. The difference between a 7 yard rush and a 2 yard rush might not seem big, but it adds up
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
JJ McCarthy has a huge mouth so when they cut to him after those awful throws I imagine he's making the recreated mummy scream
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hate that this is what people think LA is. LA is actually a city of guys named George who run businesses named "George's Cuts", "George's Auto" or "George's Shoe repair" who will solve any problem you come to them with for $15-$150 cash.
You don’t hate the press enough.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Got a chance to interview Kenny about 10 years ago about how he published a newspaper about the Seahawks while playing *for* the Seahawks (new media before new media!), and this always stuck with me:

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My ancestors are calling me. "You will never feel sick to your stomach faster! That's the Powers Promise"
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you think about the progression from Thief to Ferrari, the Pope and Michael Mann have taken basically the same career path
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
With one Liquid Icons Wine Entrepreneur of the Year award, is Melo now a surefire bet for the Wine HOF?
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
From what I've gathered about the frozen tundra of Green Bay, these men are 28 years old
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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They don't show "PUNT" when it is fourth-and-12 because they assume you are not a moron.
Do ESPN Analytics ever suggest anything but GO on fourth down?
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Andre Drummond has had the most ideal NBA career since Iso Joe. He's also 3 years younger than you think, good for him
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Andre Drummond brought his dog to the podium for the postgame press conference.

"My dog's here," Drummond said. "No, my actual dog.""
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So happy to be back scraping the internet for Seahawks propaganda. DVOA masters, fun ass team but no one hates us yet which is the most important step of being a great football team. 2012 vibes
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Ok the coffin corner punt was nice from AJ Cole, this punt is INCREDIBLE
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM