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Bobomode Engaged
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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This might be one of the most wholesome moments in the history of live TV 😂❤️
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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lmao, check off’s gun
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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he ain't lie
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Thinking about that bs targeting that didn't get called in the Cal Miami game last year on Mendoza and how God has a path for all of us
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We have the Meats on the Seahawks baby!
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
lol go Hawks
I ran last night while I'm waiting for today.

DVOA
SEA 110%
DEN 26%
BUF 20%
SF -63%

PGWE
DEN 51%
SEA 99.991%
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would:

1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990
2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes
3) wait until the internet noticed this
4) never offer public comment
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I asked Rainbolt, the best Geoguessr in the world, to help us investigate the Epstein Files. And tell us his secret origin story, as a guy running a Steph Curry IG fan account: youtu.be/v01eKPK0m20?...
Finding the Epstein Files on GeoGuessr? | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Joshes Allen like Attorneys General
When you have two Josh Allens in the same game, I believe you call that "Alleni."
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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🚨 Curt Cignetti smile (?!) alert 🚨
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Gardeners, can't recommend Turkey Tangle Frogfruit enough. Not only is it a great, drought resistant ground cover it's wonderful to say aloud
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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"the Knicks are in freefall, and all of their unfixed structural issues from past seasons have come back, but worse" — jealous haters who will never know the joy of winning the NBA Cup
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Run Status: Establishing
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Kevin Durant gotta be fuming someone has surpassed him as the face of Nike tech fleece
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Maybe 2026 is the year I become the Indiana of my own life (transform from a laughingstock into someone respected and loved by all).
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Indiana is beating the breaks off Alabama lol
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM