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Substack post to reference when people say "Well at least nothing has happened yet" or "I'm a cis white man so I'll be ok"
carburate.substack.com/p/the-threat...
The Threat is the same as it's Actuality
Fascists are not going to win, they already have.
carburate.substack.com
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Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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oh wow you can't fit it in a post? checkmate commie
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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“Tell me exactly how we accomplish a national movement that will take years of work and involve hundreds of thousands of people to accomplish all while fighting a deeply entrenched industry whose entire existence depends upon you failing and if you can’t explain it your gay”
Christmas Eve activities for a billionaire
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Massive defeat for Mike Johnson. Still has to clear the senate, but this is what Dems wanted all along. Johnson has essentially lost control of the gavel after Epstein and now this. Weakest speaker in history.
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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team cherry: yea after a certain point we had to tell ourselves to stop making stuff so we could release the game

also team cherry: we're still making stuff for the game anyway and it'll be a free update. fuck you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The left joins with right against the middle takes on the Trump/Mamdani meeting are way off. There is nothing substantive here. There will be no policy breakthroughs. That’s not what this is about. It’s about a young smart guy who knew how to play an old fool who worships stars.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Marjorie Tsylor Greene was hated by the left for years and never had to fear for her life. She is hated by the right for two days and hires a security detail. What does that tell you?
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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New in PN: Mike Johnson's Epstein bungling is a disaster for the GOP

"Observing Johnson in recent months has been like watching an extended Road Runner cartoon, where the Coyote fashions intricate knots of congressional procedure in order to tie himself to a giant stack of lit dynamite."
Mike Johnson's Epstein bungling is a disaster for the GOP
The House speaker and his boss put on a masterclass of failure.
www.publicnotice.co
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Love how this is supposed to be some damning gotcha when it's the reality of life for anyone who isn't disgustingly rich
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@internethippo.bsky.social deleted this one like a coward
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM