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· Feb 13
The Threat is the same as it's Actuality
Fascists are not going to win, they already have.
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Substack post to reference when people say "Well at least nothing has happened yet" or "I'm a cis white man so I'll be ok"
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
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Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Unidos somos América.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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Schiff on the SAVE Act: "Jonathan, what you've just asked is essentially, Republicans have created distrust in the elections by making claims of nonexistent fraud, and shouldn't we use the distrust they've created in order to enact a voter suppression law?"
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Schiff on the SAVE Act: "Jonathan, what you've just asked is essentially, Republicans have created distrust in the elections by making claims of nonexistent fraud, and shouldn't we use the distrust they've created in order to enact a voter suppression law?"
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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You're the fucking governor how about you actually accomplish that. Walz is tweeting like a podcaster going on strike.
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You're the fucking governor how about you actually accomplish that. Walz is tweeting like a podcaster going on strike.
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this might be the most incredible quote I've ever seen
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
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February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
this might be the most incredible quote I've ever seen
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Well good for him, I say. It'll also make his supporters buck up and realize that thy elected a man who cares about actual humans, not the abstract virtue of humping Stalin's carcass, which will be his fish or cut bait moment.
The main business model of Silicon Valley from Uber to AirBnB to Spotify is: skim profit off others' goods and labor. Often in ways that are exploitative of individuals or destructive of larger forces (as with Amazon and the retail that kept people heading out in public).
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Well good for him, I say. It'll also make his supporters buck up and realize that thy elected a man who cares about actual humans, not the abstract virtue of humping Stalin's carcass, which will be his fish or cut bait moment.
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
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‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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My mind keeps coming back to that incident as well.
The taboo on committing violence against those from whom you’ve accepted hospitality is deep and encoded cross-culturally.
The taboo on committing violence against those from whom you’ve accepted hospitality is deep and encoded cross-culturally.
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My mind keeps coming back to that incident as well.
The taboo on committing violence against those from whom you’ve accepted hospitality is deep and encoded cross-culturally.
The taboo on committing violence against those from whom you’ve accepted hospitality is deep and encoded cross-culturally.
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Dem leadership is still sleepwalking and negotiating against themselves while middle aged working people freezing their asses off on the streets of Minnesota figured this out long ago and aren’t planning on standing down or giving an inch.
Exactly. People keep talking about “TACO,” but the “CO” never lasts for longer than a few days before he doubles down again.
Mentally declining and also never having inclined old man starts to freak out over bad “public relations” about the murder squad he assembles, then sees things on the tv and shown things online that get him Mad, yelling at the tv, engaging in yet more whiny fascism, rinse repeat
January 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Dem leadership is still sleepwalking and negotiating against themselves while middle aged working people freezing their asses off on the streets of Minnesota figured this out long ago and aren’t planning on standing down or giving an inch.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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[AMERICAN CITIZENS EXECUTED IN THE STREET BY MASKED FEDERAL AGENTS]
“Folks, I, uhh, have a podcast rec for that.”
“Folks, I, uhh, have a podcast rec for that.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
[AMERICAN CITIZENS EXECUTED IN THE STREET BY MASKED FEDERAL AGENTS]
“Folks, I, uhh, have a podcast rec for that.”
“Folks, I, uhh, have a podcast rec for that.”
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Next, Schumer and Senate Dems will demand that all summary executions must be carried out humanely.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Next, Schumer and Senate Dems will demand that all summary executions must be carried out humanely.
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The imaginary Republican congressman and the illegal immigrant were in the closet making babies and he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him
Ron Johnson on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "Let's talk about how crazy this is. Had that been a Republican member of Congress and an illegal immigrant spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is they would release that illegal immigrant."
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The imaginary Republican congressman and the illegal immigrant were in the closet making babies and he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him
The administration of online podcaster bros. People online treat doxxing as a serious threat, but in the realm of public service it has been the bare minimum standard to serve.
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The administration of online podcaster bros. People online treat doxxing as a serious threat, but in the realm of public service it has been the bare minimum standard to serve.
LMAO He kinda did sign up for that though?? This is not a new development for the party
Breaking: Republican candidate for Minnesota Governor Chris Madel drops out of the race.
“I can’t look my daughters in the eye and say I’m running as a Republican, when they’re pulling over Hispanics and Asians because of the color of the skin... I did not sign up for that.”
“I can’t look my daughters in the eye and say I’m running as a Republican, when they’re pulling over Hispanics and Asians because of the color of the skin... I did not sign up for that.”
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
LMAO He kinda did sign up for that though?? This is not a new development for the party
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Aaron Rupar does us all such a good service. The guy is clipping everything all day everywhere. Critical infrastructure.
Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Aaron Rupar does us all such a good service. The guy is clipping everything all day everywhere. Critical infrastructure.
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Just an absolutely deranged thing for a member of the cabinet to say.
“ICE > MN” is impeachable by itself.
This is an actual post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: Praising ICE after Alex Pretti was killed, blaming the Democratic leadership of Minnesota, and writing that ICE is greater/better than Minnesota.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Just an absolutely deranged thing for a member of the cabinet to say.