Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
Love too drop my truck off for something I was told would take 3 hours and 8 1/2 hours later it still isn’t done
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Love too drop my truck off for something I was told would take 3 hours and 8 1/2 hours later it still isn’t done
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
Fuck it, let’s get weird
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fuck it, let’s get weird
/me, getting out of my 6 PM meeting on a Friday
a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
/me, getting out of my 6 PM meeting on a Friday
Boy oh boy, they sure seem hellbent on making Sydney Sweeney at major box office draw and boy oh boy is it not working
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Boy oh boy, they sure seem hellbent on making Sydney Sweeney at major box office draw and boy oh boy is it not working
LOLOL just guilty as sin
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
LOLOL just guilty as sin
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
Appointment set up for first thing Saturday morning to have this lovely lady meet Son of Cerdo and Her Ladyship
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Appointment set up for first thing Saturday morning to have this lovely lady meet Son of Cerdo and Her Ladyship
Watching Home Alone 2 with Son of Cerdo, the highlights:
1) THESE PARENTS ARE AWFUL!
2) (sees Donald Trump) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1) THESE PARENTS ARE AWFUL!
2) (sees Donald Trump) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Watching Home Alone 2 with Son of Cerdo, the highlights:
1) THESE PARENTS ARE AWFUL!
2) (sees Donald Trump) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1) THESE PARENTS ARE AWFUL!
2) (sees Donald Trump) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: if you rant about “toxins” in this context you are a goddamn moron
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: if you rant about “toxins” in this context you are a goddamn moron
Just the most credulous fucking rubes on the face of the Earth.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just the most credulous fucking rubes on the face of the Earth.
Nobody gives a damn about continuity. Name one person who acts like the Michael Keaton Batman is the same Batman as the Christian Bale Batman. It’s the same goddamn thing.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Nobody gives a damn about continuity. Name one person who acts like the Michael Keaton Batman is the same Batman as the Christian Bale Batman. It’s the same goddamn thing.
I’m sure this won’t backfire
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m sure this won’t backfire
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
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They clearly picked people who aren't up next year. They do this all the time. It's never just the defectors who are to blame, because they're all in on it together
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They clearly picked people who aren't up next year. They do this all the time. It's never just the defectors who are to blame, because they're all in on it together
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One of the talking points I keep seeing from Democrats is that part of the deal is that it will "ensure federal workers receive back pay" but that's the existing law!
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the talking points I keep seeing from Democrats is that part of the deal is that it will "ensure federal workers receive back pay" but that's the existing law!
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
@schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself. Pretend all you want that your hands are clean but this has the stink of your brand of moral cowardice all over it
Schumer: "I must vote no. I can not, in good faith, support this CR. ... Make no mistake about it, the American people know who is inflicting this pain on them."
He stops short of urging his colleagues to vote "no."
He stops short of urging his colleagues to vote "no."
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself. Pretend all you want that your hands are clean but this has the stink of your brand of moral cowardice all over it
I cannot in good conscience continue supporting the Democratic Party
These fuckers need to be up against the wall right next to the rest of the fascists when the time comes
These fuckers need to be up against the wall right next to the rest of the fascists when the time comes
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I cannot in good conscience continue supporting the Democratic Party
These fuckers need to be up against the wall right next to the rest of the fascists when the time comes
These fuckers need to be up against the wall right next to the rest of the fascists when the time comes
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
Spineless shitheads, the lot of them. Happy to sell us all out so they can lose by a slightly lower margin
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Spineless shitheads, the lot of them. Happy to sell us all out so they can lose by a slightly lower margin
Imagine being the Democratic Party.
You just fucking TATTOOED this version of the GOP not but 5 days ago and your first thought is to turn tail and capitulate
Fucking pathetic
You just fucking TATTOOED this version of the GOP not but 5 days ago and your first thought is to turn tail and capitulate
Fucking pathetic
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Imagine being the Democratic Party.
You just fucking TATTOOED this version of the GOP not but 5 days ago and your first thought is to turn tail and capitulate
Fucking pathetic
You just fucking TATTOOED this version of the GOP not but 5 days ago and your first thought is to turn tail and capitulate
Fucking pathetic